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Are you for real?No. I'm for fake. In truth, this entire website is all in your mind. Face it, you're completely bonkers.How old are you?788,400 in fish fly years.What do you look like?I've got 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 hands, 2 feet, 10 fingers, 10 toes, 2 balls, a dick, a head, and an asshole. I'm also a dick-headed asshole, so it all works out in the end.What do you do for a living?I eat food, breath air, and drink water.
Were you dropped as a child?No. I was forcefully thrown to the ground on several occasions, but never dropped.I agree with everything you say. Wanna team up and kill together?No thanks officer, but I appreciate the offer.Babies are precious gifts from God! How can you say you hate them?It's quite easy. Air passes over my vocal cords, forming the basic sounds. Then the position of my lips and tongue modify the sounds further until they resemble the three english words I HATE BABIES. There's also some neurological activity and muscle coordination involved, but that's basically how I do it.You think death is so funny, how'd you like it if your own mother was killed?Considering the size of her life insurance policy, I'd be very fucking pleased.You think death is so funny, how'd you like it if someone killed you?I wouldn't like it. What a silly question.Do you really eat shit?Does a coprophagous bear eat in the woods?Did you know that Jesus loves you?How could I not know that, considering that about every 5 minutes some schmuck comes out of the woodwork and says so. I think Jesus is stalking me. I'm gonna have to look into getting a restraining order against that guy.
Do you worship the Devil?No. The Devil worships me.Do you think you're better than everyone else?Yes. Even when I know that I'm not, I still think that I am.Why are you always talking to yourself?It's the only place I can find any intelligent conversation.Why are you so paranoid?Because everyone is out to get me.Boxers or Briefs?No, thank you.Why don't you update the site more often?Because I spend most of my free time masturbating. It's hard to type with jizz and Jergens all over your hands. The rest of my time is spent answering vapid questions like the one you just asked.You sick fuck!!! It's sick evil pricks like you who ruin the planet for God and his children. Burn in hell you son of a bitch!That wasn't really a question, but I've still got an answer for you. Go fuck yourself.If the Sun is on fire, how come there isn't any smoke?Huh?
