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About Me

Hey. My name is Lance. If you're reading this, you know that already. If you're not, it doesn't matter. I just moved to NYC (a few weeks ago). The neighborhood's infested with Yorkies, but no one does anything about it.Alright--what else? I'm pretty tall, but I suck at basketball so don't ask me. I'm teaching myself bass because I don't have anyone to hang out with yet. I spend a lot of time playing Discordia (zombie sorcerer, lvl 19--it's my first MMORPG and I've only been playing a couple of weeks so don't laugh.) Except for going back to Stirling, I'd rather be in Discordia than anyplace else.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

gamers, interesting people, the girl who showed me how to get to the no. 6 train yesterday--you know who you are. Pervs, spammers, bands i've never heard of--not you.

My Blog

dimensionally challenged

So, right--last time I stopped by was Super Bowl '08--but let's just move on, for a change-- radical as this seems to my biographer, who is supposed to be keeping the blog up to date. (Naming no names...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 17:00:00 GMT

superbowl

The n00b made nachos tonight, in honor of the Superbowl. Her family does not observe this holiday, but she feels that serving nachos is a sign of respect for all those who do. (How much respect can sh...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:24:00 GMT

checking in

I’ve been meaning to start my blog for minutes already, but the Writer, (a.k.a.: The Montclair Menace/The Harridan with a Heart of Gold/Wanted in Fifty States/The Mistress/That Complete and Utte...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:08:00 GMT