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martinez

take 'em outside and put the boots to em'....medium style

About Me

i wish i was drunking beers with steve perry right now...i collect teny tiny japenese plastic food...when they walk, birds scare the piss out of me...i'm as grumpy as they get.

My Interests

sugar,gettin'punched,drinking beer out of the boot,wizards,toilet talk,piss and vinegar,gum that looks like hot dogs,gummy frogs,candied apples,pinatas filled with blood,monkeys throwing poop,poop,scrabble(just add ans)queezing my cats heads,fucking with people who think they know everything,guessin what hat deriks balls are wearing

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I'd like to meet:

people with candy stuck in their hair.Blackie Lawless.the ghost of the "where's the beef "lady.

Music:

at the gates.wizards of wor.born against.jawbreaker.the triggers.yes.manowar.mastodon.in flames(old).rush.the cure.t-rex.the cult,sparta,go-go's,operation ivy.

Movies:

caddyshack.

Television:

robot chicken.lost(thats right bithches..LOST).anything on the history channel.

Books:

pastry and dessert cook books

Heroes:

bender,the workin' class,my mom