When I was a kid, I was really good at playing Nintendo. My friends called me "the Wizard." Then one day that movie came out starring Fred Savage (and costarring the Power Glove). Since then, life has been sorta downhill.
One time this chick dared me to eat a junebug and I did it. I'm not sure what that reveals about my character, but I consider it noteworthy.
My biggest fear is being wrapped in cellophane and shoved headfirst into a dark tunnel or mineshaft just wide enough for me to get stuck in.
Once I took a drink of Kool Aid and felt something in my mouth. I tried for a couple of minutes to fondle it with my tongue a bit and try to discern what it was. Finally, I gave up and just took it out and looked. It was a dead roach.
I kinda like that movie Starman.
I like when people do more than they're expected to.
I really like children, but I don't care much for old people.
I don't find anything particularly bizarre or creepy about midgets. Well, except for their size of course.
I'm pretty much a lazy piece of shit. But, I play guitar okay, so it kinda balances out.
I like to do magic tricks even though magic is really stupid.
I hit a dog on the freeway once and killed it. It was a medium-size dog, too. I felt really horrible about it the rest of the night. But by the next day I kinda forgot about it. Time heals all wounds.
I don't ever play the lottery. I buy a pack of Rollos instead.
