The World Famous VaudeVillains

The World Famous Vaudevillains are the only hope for planet Earth. Sent here from Planet Chillaxia 10,000 years too late to stop the ill fated conquest of Earth by their sworn galactic enemies, The Bustaveinians, These World Famous Chillaxians have been making World Famous shows to entertain and relax people in order keep them from succumbing to the horrible plague of the Bustaveinian mentality. Consisting of adventurous eminations from the Chillaxian Extra- Dimensional Projection Center, they are known as Blu Beverage, Tru Killworth, Mario X and a rotating Cast of Flunkies such as the Hot Tamales, and The TWFVVCCG, TWFVVSPP, and of coarse the irrepressible TWFVVOA...not to forget Baron Von Sanvich and last but not least Rip "No-Nuts" Schwartz...All in all, They don't fit in here very well on earth and have not really maintained a low profile, despite their really chillaxed approach, therefore the extremely uptight Bustavienians very simply have crushed their futile efforts to recreate the ancient technological artifact known as The Reverse Excrefermentronic Cheesefood By-Product Genematrixphone and subsequently the world is going to the dogs...But don't worry everything is in very good hands and We are in total control, Trust Us.