Happy Harry HardOnâ„¢

Guess who? It's 10 o'clock, do you care where your parents are?...Its me Happy Harry Hard On. Living in Paradise Valley, Arizona. The shittiest place on earth.I sit alone in my basement listening to music reading messages and talking to myself. I moved to this god forsaken land from the east coast. I am addicted to blackjack gum and wild cherry diet pepsi. My dad bought me this radio broadcast system so I coudl talk to my friends back east.. could never reach 'em. Then I found out people were actually listening to me. So here I am broadcasting my rants, my antics, and whatever the hell else I can think of...I get on the air at 10:00 p.m. and I don't know,but Everywhere I look it seems that someone's getting butt surfed by the system.Did you ever get the feeling that everything in America is completely fucked up. You know that feeling that the whole country is like one inch away from saying 'That's it, forget it.' You think about it. Everything is polluted. The environment, the government, the schools you name it. Speaking of schools. I was walking the Hubert Halls the other day and I asked myself. Is there life after high school? Because I can't face tomorrow, let alone a whole year of this shit. Yeah, you got it folks. It's me again with a little attitude for all you out here in white bread land. All you nice people living in the middle of America the beautiful. Lets see, we're on er 92 FM tonight and it feels like a nice clean little bandwidth so far. No one else is using it. The price is right. Heh, heh. And yes folks you guessed it. Tonight I am as horny as a ten peckerd owl, so stay tuned because this is Happy Harry Hardon reminding you to eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark...After all it's a jungle out there.