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Nippy

About Me

I spent the first part of my life on the streets in East Nashville, whoring it up and making babies. Then I found a bunch of rock & rollers and decided that I should get with them so I wouldn't have to worry about food and shelter. I once had 10 babies in 1 year. I will chase down great danes and rottweillers if they cross over onto my turf and if I love you you will get "the bite".

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    Nipples is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.Nipples can jump up to sixteen times her own height!Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like nipples.Nipples can be seen from space.If you toss nipples 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.In Japan, nipples can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.Olive oil was used for washing nipples in the ancient Mediterranean world.Nipples will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.Nipples was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.Tradition allows women to propose to nipples only during leap years.
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Pitbull Attack

In case you haven’t heard, I was attacked by a couple of pitbulls in January. I’m all better now but it was a long road to recovery. Jason saved me and Candice nursed me back to health and...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 07:13:00 GMT

outside

I haven't gone outside in months. until yesterday that is... Candice came home all pissed off and said "you are going outside!" and I said "no fucking way, bitch! you don't tell me what to do!" Then s...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:16:00 GMT

burs

I've got burs and sticks and leaves stuck in my fur.
Posted by on Thu, 02 Sep 2004 16:16:00 GMT