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i'm not really an asian, i just play one on tv.

About Me

Vampire by day, barkeep by night. I’ll squeeze the occasional class in edgewise, but no promises.
What doesn’t she do?
Sunlight.
Well, even that I do every now and again, but if you know me at all you know that that’s more than likely an accident.
I’m a recovered flirt. Endless hours of shaking off pervy drunk pick-ups will have that effect I’m afraid. Shame, I was nearing pro status. Hairs-length away from official membership. Alas, there are some dreams that simply aren’t meant to be. Ditto for my aspirations of literary domination (but I’m not quite sure I’m ready to put that bedtime story to rest yet). I’m just too damn happy for my own good to eek out any decent prose, but that’s just the consequence of settling down. Less drama in life, less drama in fiction.
There’s more to me I’m sure, but like I said, I’m a recovered flirt, not a whore.
caught in the act: Marie and I were... "commissioned" to wear this tee for the sake of the website allaboutthestory.com. Even when I'm on the job, I'm always looking for work.
Please help me welcome Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt to the Varpula/Walter families! (my how he's grown!)
DOB: 9/1/05
And now presenting little baby Lola! DOB (erm....) May 17 2006... i guess...
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My Interests

nailpolish, great big onyx rings, polaroids, scissors, johnny depp, pasta, lamps, rain, mr. bubble, eyeliner, hair cuts, fishnets, popsicles, sharpies, kittens, , sex kittens, red bull..... oh god... redbull, little mead notepads, mini skirts, my love/hate relationship with heels, leashes, microwave pizza, cheesy broccoli and rice, the miracle blade set (it'll cut a pineapple in mid-air!), Teddy, aaaaaaand M. Not necessarily in that order.

I'd like to meet:

me 10 years ago, and then again 10 years later.

Music:

sexy chickish shit. think portishead. think esthero -- think poe. and when i'm feeling a little vintage, i run a bath and listen to miles.

Movies:

anything tim burton -- most especially the nightmare before christmas, lady and the tramp (even though I've never seen it), alice in wonderland, breaking up, awakenings, sin city, kill bill (1&2), aaaand... i can't remember what else right now.

Television:

dubbed sailor moon episodes. i know, my tastes never really developed past the age of 11...

Books:

the papery kind.

Heroes:

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Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1: the dark
2: murky water
3: getting a job
Three people who make me laugh:
1: m
2: m (from the old hood)
3: m (transplanted new yorker)
Three Things I love:
1: teddy
2: juicy juice
3: 100 watt light bulbs
Three Things I hate:
1: a messy apartment (and what of it?!)
2: being broke.
3: the fact that i recently turned 21 only to discover i can no longer drink....
Three things I don't understand:
1: math
2: my dog
3: half the shit that pops into my head
Three things on my desk:
1: a juice box...
2: .... wait, what the fuck's NOT on my desk?
3: ........ seriously, it's like purgatory for half my shit up here...
Three things I'm doing right now:
1: drinking juice
2: playing fetch with my dog
3: eating a bowl of white rice -- fuck off, i picked up the asian trend right when everyone else did, maybe even a little late!
Three things I want to do before I die:
1: have a career i love -- and make a bazillion dollars though it...
2: write a really good book -- and not one that's only appreciated by my pitying family...
3: have kids that don't suck and/or hate me...
Three things I can do:
1: eh....
2: (this is depressing)
3: .......... grow out my nails?
Three ways to describe my personality:
1: polite (to strangers anyway)
2: impetuous
3: sensual (not just in terms of sex... but yeah, mostly in terms of sex)
Three things I can't do:
1: math
2: train my dog to piss in one place
3: speak korean -- so don't ask me.
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My Blog

my marriage age is 28

[x]I know how to make a pot of coffee.[x] I keep track of dates using a calender.[x] I own more than one credit card.[] I know how to change the oil in my car.[x] I do my own laundry.[]I vote every el...
Posted by votre petit chéri on Thu, 17 May 2007 06:57:00 PST

senior year at krop.

Fill this out about your SENIOR year of high school! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be*.1. Who was your best friend?Michelle, Priscilla, Inna.2. Who was your high school sweet he...
Posted by votre petit chéri on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:00:00 PST

stolen from mims' blog

The Soundtrack to my LifeRules: Put your music player on shuffle.Press forward for each question.Use the song title as the answer to the question.No cheating!How am I feeling today?blue side - rooneyW...
Posted by votre petit chéri on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 05:18:00 PST

new cell phone number....

new cell phone, which unfortunately means new cell phone number....god, i'm really gonna miss my 305....
Posted by votre petit chéri on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 08:49:00 PST

bored.

FINISH THE SENTENCE1. My ex is: erm.... matthew ferrante...... and that was... 16 years ago...2. I am listening to: sound effects from my boyfriend's hitman 3 game.3. Maybe I should: go to sleep. it's...
Posted by votre petit chéri on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 04:40:00 PST

!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

I'm wonderously fabulously, magnifiscenly drunk, ! YAY!!!..FINALLY!!!!!!!
Posted by votre petit chéri on Wed, 24 May 2006 11:22:00 PST

wisdom teeth suck...

... luckily i don't have to worry about mine anymore. Now all i have are these two stitched up holes in my face.go friday!
Posted by votre petit chéri on Sat, 06 May 2006 11:47:00 PST

BOYCOTT EXXON!!!

(prologue: not my words. i snagged this off a forum but I liked it so here it is.)Subject: GAS WAR----------Makes Sense GAS WAR - an idea that WILL work This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola...
Posted by votre petit chéri on Thu, 04 May 2006 12:51:00 PST

the many faces (and names) of sherrie varpula...

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)Sassy Biscayne (or francesca, but i never liked that fish...)2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandmother/grandfather on your mother's side and your...
Posted by votre petit chéri on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 12:46:00 PST

... still a bartender... barely.

fucking kill me... i just had the worst night ever -- still not worse than retail, but there was a second where i considered the pay/dignity cut.but like i said it only lasted a second.because then i ...
Posted by votre petit chéri on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 03:34:00 PST