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Jam.

In the forest is a monster, It has done terrible things, So in the wood, it's hiding and this is the

About Me


"And Jamie, when she looks at you, you know she's nowhere near through: it's the hardest heart beating this side of the blue."
This is Imogen. She's FAR more superior than Sharditch.
Yeah. You read that right. Up yours Sharditch!
Go on. Give 'er a good ole shake!
Good things:
Books.
Playing music.
Listening to music.
Watching films.
Taking pictures.
Sleeping.
Lay Around by The Jealous Girlfriends
Riding my bike around new places.
Smiling.
Laughing.
The wonders of Marmite, the cat.
It's ok for me to tap on you. Do it to me, you get a scorning.
Saying 'heaps'heaps.
Helena by The Misfits
Playing computer games.
Peanut butter and jam sammiches with a cuppa tea.
When you know someone with the same name as you and they're an ace face!
Writing songs about people that they'll never know about.
Sitting in random cafe's and talk with people.
Smiling at strangers on trains.
Batman.
Going to gigs and making new friends.
Drinking tea from china cups.
Listening to new music [send away!].
The word 'Mellifluous'.
Cartoons.
Mushrooms (Don't knock them until you've tried them you mushroom fascist!)
Bananas.
Going to see films at the cinema before seeing what they're about.
Not believing the hype.
Laying in long grass and watching clouds with someone.
Writing in that book.
My battered old acoustic.
Karim's mums battered old acoustic.
Speaking French with what little ability I have...m'excuser monsieur, votre congélateur mange mon chien!
Getting on buses to nowhere in particular with someone in particular.
Getting lost with friends.
Hearing heavy rain from under a shelter.
Enjoying summer rain with friends instead of moaning about it to myself.
Daisy chains.

My Interests

"It doesn't turn your back on you, it's always there for you if you need it, and it's always nice to hear your fave songs and the best lyrics that make you think. It always has something interesting to offer. And, if you look hard enough, it always has something new and interesting to offer you."

I'd like to meet:


Rest in peace best friend.

Music:



Movies:

Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Cinema Paradiso, La Haine, Natural Born Killers, Kill Bill (both volumes), Amelie, North By North-west, Batman Returns, Elephant, Animal House, Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Quadrophenia, The Edukators, The Dark Crystal, Kalifornia And heaps more.

Television:

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness'...but it doesn't work

Books:

I can't actually name individual books anymore. It's too difficult, so here are a few authors.Charles Bukowski, Franz Kafka, Terry Pratchet, Isobel Losada, Virginia Woolf, Terry Goodkind, Chinua Achebe, George Orwell, Amy Bloom, Nick Hornby, Robert Rankin, Bella Pollen, Anne Carson

My Blog

Making Do.

So there's this young chap, (well, not so much of a spring chicken anymore but never mind that now) who goes by the name of Robert Llewellyn. You'll probably know of him from Red Dwarf and maybe Scra...
Posted by Jam. on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:18:00 PST

When under ether, minds come alive.

Henrietta was happy when she fount out that Colette and Grandpère really needed her. After that, she felt she could be a friend to Colette. Children are often suprised to find out how much grown-ups ...
Posted by Jam. on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:28:00 PST

Live in/near Auckland?

This saturday at the Hibiscus Coast Youth Centre behind the old KFC on the main drag in Orewa there's going to be a fundraiser for a local 18yr boy who has just had a Heart Transplant.There's going to...
Posted by Jam. on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:40:00 PST

What, did they not notice the hooves?!

Thousands of people have been 'fleeced' into buying neatly coiffured lambs they thought were poodles.Entire flocks of lambs were shipped over from the UK and Australia to Japan by an internet company ...
Posted by Jam. on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:22:00 PST

Tea.

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea? How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea....
Posted by Jam. on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:04:00 PST

Jam presents:

THE DEFINITION OF "RANDOM".RANDOM: Made, done or happening or chosen without method or conscious decision.Today, use "random" correctly in a sentence. (HINT: Things you do not understand and jokes yo...
Posted by Jam. on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:23:00 PST

This.

Self-congratulatory nonsense as thefamous gather to applaud their seeminggreatnessyouwonder wherethe real ones arewhatgiant cavehides themasthe deathly talentlessbow toaccoladesasthe fools arefooledag...
Posted by Jam. on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:47:00 PST

Ann Coulter.

It's come to my attention that Ann Coulter is completely off her head.Now, sure we've all put up with your usual banter but for christs sakes woman! Open your eyes! Temperatures in central England are...
Posted by Jam. on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:41:00 PST

In-flight disco's and headphone reccomendations accepted.

As unessential as these may be, can anyone reccomend any really decent over ear headphones please that are fairly cheap please?I'm off to Italy in a few weeks and I can't sleep so I'd rather spend my ...
Posted by Jam. on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:33:00 PST

Union Chapel.

Hidden Shine....
Posted by Jam. on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:15:00 PST