JOHNNY THROTTLE

JOHNNYTHROTTLE Real Rock..N..Roll Genuine Incompetence Formed Febuary this year by various lowlife has been/never weres from the Parkinsons, Shakin'Nasties, Urban Shock, Jackoffs and Menace, JohnnyThrottle play real rock..n..roll the way it was meant to be:snotty,moronic and to the point. Urban mariachis(pretentious?moi!):Johnny Quid:vocals,amateur dramatics; Phlegm Gibson:guitar; Uncle J Khomeni:bass and Ricky C:bongos, bang out a furious twenty minute, smoking ban friendly set of short catchy Modern Lovers meet Slaughter and the Dogs meet the Die Electric Eels inspired mini operas with the kind of incompetent teenage enthusiasm which only the borderline middle aged can truly muster. Come along and be the first in your over-priced hovel to sample the aural delights of soon to be classics:"Stukas Uber Shoreditch", "Sick of Myself" and "I..m Looking at You(But)I..m Talking to Me". This will give you ample opportunity to claim in six months time that the band is nowhere near as good as they once were.And for the eight people in North London that haven't yet seen Aphonso with his shirt off yet, this is THE chance to finally do so.