Anybody I can beat in arm wrestling, anybody that likes me, and Lacey Chabert.
United States of Leland, Wedding Crashers, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Raising Arizona, Office Space, PCU, Army of Darkness, Taxi Driver, Rear Window, Old School, Anchorman, Saving Silverman, Joe Dirt, About a Boy, Zoolander, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Orange County, Napoleon Dynamite, Hey Mom I'm Not A Virgin Anymore.
The Family Guy, South Park, Home Improvement, Chappelle's Show, Reno 911, Grey's Anatomy, and Entourage bitch!!!
A!(The ATTACH),Kevin Slevin, Tom Selic, Gary Busey, Danny Bonaduce, and of course my sweet ass roomate nasty