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Irwin R Shyster

cant get drunk if u dont drink

About Me

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My Interests

sleeping, ellios, movies, adult beverages, BBQ's, parties, running, TV, sports, poker, gambling, beer pong, coaching, PS2, moshing,mspmb type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/flvideo/fodplayer.swf" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" scale="noScale" salign="TL" bgcolor="#000000"

Music:

last conviction, as i lay dying, unearth, lamb of god, underoath, bleeding through, between the buried and me, beloved, underoath, coheed and cambria, everytime i die, hopesfall, killswitch engage, the mars volta, norma jean, saosin, The Sleeping!!!!, hatebreed, Anterrabae, jude the obscure, pepper, jack johnson, alice in chains, pearl jam, stone temple pilots, dave matthews band, dispatch, from autumn to ashes, further seems forever, john mayer, modest mouse, franz ferdinand, taking back sunday, shai hulud, 311, incubus, sublime, head automatica, god forbid, it dies today, at the drive in, misery signals

Movies:

dumb and dumber, lod of the rings, jay and silent bob, casino, boondock saints, saving silverman. usual suspects, cable guy, billy madison, reservoir dogs, problem child, dazed and confused, school of rock, prefontaine, varsiy blues, fight club, beverly hills nija, dogma, john Q, overboard, WILLOW!!!!!!, rounders, blow, spaceballs, weekend at bernies, lethal weapon, oceans eleven, major league, i am sam, a clockwork orange, requiem for a dream, sandlot, mighty ducks, SLC punk, fast times at ridgemont high

Television:

full house, home improvement, perfect strangers, head of the class, fresh prince of bel-air, saved by the bell, boy meets world, step by step, seinfeld, friends, 2 guys and a girl, primetime, baseball 2nite, family guy, aqua team hunger force, cosby show, threes company, entourage

Heroes:

FIREMAN'S PRAYERWhen I am called to duty, God, Whenever flames may rage, give me strength to save some life, whatever be its age. Help me embrace a little child before it's too late, or save an older person from the horror of that fate. Enable me to be alert and hear the weakest shout, and quickly and efficiently to put the fire out. I want to fill my calling, and to give the best in me, to guard my every neighbor and protect his property. And if, according to my fate, I am to lose my life, please bless with your protecting hand my family, friends and wife.my dad and the rest of the FDNY, NYPD......never forget .. width="425" height="350" ..