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About Me

Well, if you were able to get far enough to read this, it means you were not affected by the creepy animated wallpaper and opening music by the Board of canada. As you can see, I enjoy graphic arts and video manipulation, if your too dense to see that, just open your eye's and look throughout the page. A little personal info about me, since people seem to like that sort of thing for some reason. I am a US navy veteran, out for about three months now. I am just now settling back down in the southern california area after spending the last few months visiting family. Life seems to always be up in the air for me, I guess I just have a restless spirit. Because of that, I am always looking for new and interesting things, and when life seems to come to a standstill I become very restless and anoyed. I'm just the type of person who can't really stop, and when I do, life starts to become a little twisted. Enjoy my profile, or leave if you like, it makes no difference to me.
You Are 10% Left Brained, 90% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.
You scored as unclassified. Real people don't need labels, do they?

unclassified

80%

trendy

70%

brat

60%

skater/surfer

60%

punk

50%

goth

50%

rocker

40%

wannabe

20%

ghetto

20%

redneck

10%
What type of person are you? (pics!)
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Freddy Kristensin... Ya, I have no idea who the hell he is either.

What Type of Lesbian Are You?
You scored as The Sprightly Elfin Femme. Cute and irresistible, you inspire and foster the little kid in everyone. Also, you make the best cookies and cutest knit hats.

The Sprightly Elfin Femme

75%

The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke

75%

The Bohemian Dyke

65%

The Pretty-Boi Dyke

60%

The Student Dyke

55%

The Stud

50%

The Femme Fatale

50%

The Quasi-Gothic Femme

45%

The Little-Boy Dyke

35%

The Granola Dyke

30%

The Surprise! Dyke

30%

The Hipster Dyke

25%

The Magic Earring Ken Dyke

15%

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Hanging over the side of a ship is always fun!!

What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!

Mysterious

92%

Eyes full of Pain

75%

Diamond Eyes

75%

Passion

67%

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You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Lara Croft

79%

Batman, the Dark Knight

79%

Neo, the "One"

71%

James Bond, Agent 007

67%

Captain Jack Sparrow

67%

Indiana Jones

63%

The Amazing Spider-Man

58%

El Zorro

54%

The Terminator

50%

William Wallace

50%

Maximus

46%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
created with QuizFarm.com My score on The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test :

Cute & Small Boobs
(Raw score: 33% Big Breasts, 45% Big Ass, and 68% Cute!)

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!

Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test ( OkCupid Free .. Dating )

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mark Rinker
Birthday: Sept. 17, 1982
Birthplace: Sacramento, Ca(born but never live ;P )
Current Location: On a random roof top
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'2", or between 69"-76" according to the navy
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, except for when I left
Your Heritage: English, irish, scottish, spanish, austrian, american indian(pueblo)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Muffins.. umm?
Your Weakness: Chocolate.. sweet chocolate!!
Your Fears: Jumping into a pool of piranhas after running through a hundred yards of thorn bushes naked
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, black/green olives, artichoke hearts, anchovies, garlic, and sun dried tomatoes
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Eat an Elephant... now where to find one...?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Sorry, what was that last question?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck!!
Your Best Physical Feature: hmm.. uh?
Your Bedtime: That's funny
Your Most Missed Memory: You can not miss a memory, they are always there. :)
Pepsi or Coke: You people are sick, snorting coke *uhg*, and what is this pepsi you speak of??
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mc'ees, but only in Japan
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My Blog

Winning and Dieing in Vegas

Well may be not actually dieing. So it was a fun weekend in vegas, I headed up there on Thursday, $700 in pocked, and met up with Drew at the Camelot casino. We used an old technique called reve...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:10:00 GMT

Charity for charities sake... well may be?

So I've finally decided to do a little good in the world. I finally created a little project that I've been thinking about for the last few months but have just kind of been putting off.&nb...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:33:00 GMT

Continental Breakfast

Continental Breakfast So I'm traveling through california right now, and I stopped at a motel 6 for the night. Now every thing is going all fine and dandy, until I take a shower. No, nothi...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 01:29:00 GMT

Finally Out

Well, today I am officially out of the navy, yay...right. People always ask you, so how does it feel to be out now, truthfully, it really doesn't feel too much different. Th...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 10:33:00 GMT

Almost Out

Five days and I’ll flying back to the states and getting getting the fuck out of the navy. I love Japan and all, but witht the Navy involved in my every day doings, it just sucks over here...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:14:00 GMT

I was bored today...

...So I bit my foot.
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 04:54:00 GMT

Random thoughts

I want to go to France, just to order some French fries. Isn't it fucked up when you have to take a shit so bad, that you have to run to a toilet so you don't shit your self, but when you actu...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:22:00 GMT

Grim Reaper (yes, it's a fucking poem)

No matter your love, your hopes, your dreams, Your accomplishments, or downfalls, What good you have done, Or what harm or pain you have caused others, It does not matter what you have done in life, ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:37:00 GMT

idiots

Wow this is difficult, trying to type some thing intellagent while inebreated with a bunch of drunken idiots all around you, talkin about nothing but inane nonsense. In truth it is not very difficult ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:43:00 GMT