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I AM LIKE THE WIND---YOU CAN FEEL ME--BUT YOU CANNOT SEE ME--.. ..

About Me

ABSOLUTLY THE BEST SNAPPER IN THE WORLD ME..LMFAO""Some men feel the need to love a thousand different women, a REAL MAN knows how to LOVE one woman a thousand different ways" x ..
Custom Myspace Clock *****MY FAV SNAPS ARE B&W , BECAUSE EVERYTHING WE SEE IS ALWAYS IN COLOUR, ITS Sooo CoooL & ORIGINAL !!!!MY NAME IS JEFF DEAN AKA "THE JOKER"!!! JUST LET ME SAY LADIES! THAT MY FIRST LOVE IS MY BED(LO)!!!! AND MY SECOND LOVE IS PRAWNS WIV EVERYTHING mmmmm *I HAVE MY OWN PAD THE BATCAVE, I*** ****** *MAKE TRAVELLING YOUR No 1 PRIORITY IN LIFE! (for the fact that its the only real adventure you will ever have, trust me on that quote )**I HAVE BEEN FORTUNATE,TO HAVE BEEN TO QUITE A FEW PLACES,***HAWAII(waikiki),HAS TO BE ONE OF THE BEST PLACES ON EARTH !** ******* **AS WELL AS HAWAII (dream come true)IVE BEEN TO JAMAICA(obuvsly ! the land of milk & honey) = CANADA BAHAMAS,BERMUDA,SRI LANKA,FLORIDA(all over, 10 times and counting)LOS ANGELES (all over west coast 7 times) INC LAS VEGAS , ALSO MIAMI SPAIN , FRANCE,(blah blah blah)** **MY(true)LOVE IS *ANYWHERE BY THE SEA*,*I THINK WATER IS OH ! SO SENSUAL,*IT AROUSES MY MIND AND FUELS MY PASSION* *********** MY FAV ANIMAL IS THE CHEETAH THE TEAR STAINED FACE IS SO UNIQUE! AND TO SEE ONE IN SLOW MOTION, IS BREATHTAKING...(moves so fast, at times it actually.. flys)** **AS SEEN ON MY TRAVELS AROUND HAWAII IN HONOLULU ZOO, (another dream come true)** ***** **OWN CAR, VW GOLF WITH PRIVATE PLATES (my real name is PXY 23HT)LOL***

My Interests

____ GGGUNN£R 4 LIF£ ---- ---- ---- ---- --- MENDES --- CRUZ/ HYECK/ BANDITAS ----- JORDON & IVERSON ---- --- LENDL -- tyson ----

I'd like to meet:

**MY IDEAL SOULMATE IS TO SHARE MY DREAM OF WANTING TO SPEND THE BEST TIME OF THEIR LIFE,, ON WAIKIKI BEACH, COS A GIRLS GOT SKILLS !!!! ***** ***** **WHAT MY LAST MYSPACE FRIEND TURNED OUT TO BE WHEN I MET HER!(Yikes! "Exorcist", below) *** **THE END**

Music:

----- ------ ---- ---- BANKSY OLD SCHOOL -------- LOVER ROCK REGGAE -------- RARE GROOVES --------- MUSIC SOUL ---------- JAMES RIP ----- ------ _______ ------ ------- -------- BOTH AALIAH & TUPE AND SMALLS , GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN(sob) ====================== BIGGIE ================ TUPAC ----

Movies:

--- ==== AFTER THE SUNSET ===== CONFIDENCE TOP HUSTLER FLICK ============ OCEANS 11 & 13 ---- ----- --------- ========= ======= ==== -------- ==== ------------ -------- SILVER FOX (takes 2 as usual) ------- ---

Television:

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Books:

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My Blog

OMDzzzzz, LOADS OF PICS, FROM MY FANS (er m8s)...AND RAVES IN CAVES (boyeeee)

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Posted by M @ $ T £ R on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 06:59:00 PST

JEFF DEAN , KING OF THE ARENA

METHINKS
Posted by M @ $ T £ R on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 10:29:00 PST

SEARCH FOR THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH FOR ETERNAL HAPPINESS AND TRUE LOVE ................(THE END)

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Posted by M @ $ T £ R on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:21:00 PST

TELLING ME ABOUT,ALL THE SCARS ON HER BODY EACH WITH AN ADVENTURE STORY ATTACHED OF FIGHTING ,

OOH ME SO HORNY, ME LUV U LONG TIME. CLEAR HEELS PERVVY JEFFxxx  GET YR FREAKON   YOU KNOW THE SCORE JEFF DEANxxxxx IM 21 HONEST JEFFxxxx JEFF IM NOT PISSED IM TAKING A PICT...
Posted by M @ $ T £ R on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 08:06:00 PST

Check out this video: Seinfeld Montage 2

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Posted by M @ $ T £ R on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:55:00 PST

MY FANTASY IS TO MEET A JUNGLE GIRL,CLIMB HIGH IN HER TREEHOUSE OVERLOOKING

THE CAMERA IS THE GREATEST INVENTION EVER!  TO CAPTURE TIME IS TO CAPTURE LIFE....jeffrey dean.       HI ALL AS YOU WILL SEE THAT MY BLOGS ARE MOSTLY VISUAL, WITH SOME COMME...
Posted by M @ $ T £ R on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 09:43:00 PST

PEARLS, AND SALVAGING GOODS FROM SHIPWRECKS , JUST TO SURVIVE,BY TRADING TO LOCAL NATIVES, AND

07561570642 JEFF SORT ME OUT  RIGHT NOW ME BACKS KILLING AND ME  GROWLERS  playing up  something rotten PATS. ,,HURRY!!!! there you go jeff, fag, drink& a bit of kebab,,...
Posted by M @ $ T £ R on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:28:00 PST

YES I DRANK ALL THE KOOL AID

    THIS IS WHAT U MEAN , HAS ANYONE SEEN MIKE HUNT ITS AN ALLTIME CLASSIC THAT I FORGOT ABOUT , BUT U CAN C MINE IF YOU WANT JEFFDEANxxx JEFF I TOLD YOU MA SHOES WERE TOO BIG! BUT U KNOW...
Posted by M @ $ T £ R on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 09:05:00 PST

THE JUNGLE,MAKE MAD LOVE SLOWLY FOR HOURS, THEN LIE BACK, LOOKING UP AT THE STARS, AND HER

ASS IS ALL YOURS IF  U AINT DRUNK ALL THE KOOL AID.. ..oops too late    JEFFxxxx STILL LUV YA babyxx SWEETBABYJESUSJEFFxxxx  ITS NOW OR NEVER "MARRIGE" WHATCHUGOT JEFFxxxx ...
Posted by M @ $ T £ R on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 09:27:00 PST

CHILLIN WIV HOT AFRICAN MASSAGE OILS

BABY BABY BABY ,  YOU GOT THE HOOK TAMMY 4 JEFF MASSAGE SO FINE EVEN LONG  AFTER  IVE FINISHED YOU STILL FEEL MY HAND ON YOU. COME AND GET US JEFFxxx I SEE YOU BABY.. LIKE YOUR...
Posted by M @ $ T £ R on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:43:00 PST