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A Monument to the Perfection that is Jazziebelle

This is not Jazziebelle's page. This page is dedicated to Jazziebelle, who is this world's most flaw

About Me

This is not Jazziebelle's page. This page is a monument to the greatness of Jazziebelle. Because Jazziebelle is the ultimate example of perfection beyond comparison, and honoring her by making this page was the very least I could do for her. Jazziebelle is the ultimate arbiter and final authority on right and wrong, good and bad, quality and inferiority. Whatever Jazziebelle says is the Gospel truth. Whatever Jazziebelle does is flawless. If this were not the case, then why does Jazziebelle look the way she does? If Jazziebelle wasn’t the most wise, intelligent, industrious, munificent, compassionate and overall outstanding individual on this earth and beyond, then why would God have made her that way? We all owe her a debt of gratitude that we can never fully repay, but I will do however much I can with this page, though I’m not worthy. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

Living my life according to Jazziebelle's guidance. I can’t imagine any greater sense of pride than going to bed at night knowing that, today, I did everything I could to help Jazziebelle lead a more-fulfilling, self-actualized life.

I'd like to meet:

First and foremost, Jazziebelle! But also anybody who feels the same way about Jazziebelle as I do. And also anybody who Jazziebelle wants me to meet, because her judgment is impeccable.

Music:

Jazzibelle enjoys all types of music, but her first love is hip hop. Because Jazziebelle says so, among the best are Too Short's "The Ghetto" and Ghetto Boys's "My Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me." But she especially admires female hip hop artists, particularly Lil Kim, Mary J Blige, Beyonce, Keyshia Cole and Ashanti. Therefore, Lil Kim, Mary J Blige, Beyonce, Keyshia Cole and Ashanti are the greatest. I would personally like to thank them and all other female hip hop artist for being such a personal inspiration to the greatness that is Jazziebelle.

Movies:

Jazziebelle's top three favorite movies are: Purple Rain, Dirty Dancing Poetic Justice. Therefore, Purple Rain, Dirty Dancing Poetic Justice are the greatest movies ever made. With perhaps the possible exception of: ...

Books:

Jazziebelle's favorite books are anything by Zane, so that obviously makes them the best. But the greatest books ever are: and

Heroes:

Duh! Jazziebelle! Haven't you all been paying attention?

My Blog

The greatest book in the history of literature

This is by far the greatest book ever written. I don't think I need to explain why. Pick it up at your nearest Barnes and Noble.     www.jazziebelle.com...
Posted by A Monument to the Perfection that is Jazziebelle on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:30:00 PST