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Satch (Douche Food Stamp)

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

It's sad when people you know, become people you knew.
OY! I'm Satchel
I'm FUCKIN CRAZY and people say i'm chemically imbalanced.
I PARTY A BUNCH
I'm a very happy person so don't try to take that away from me =]
I'm a Dance major.....and before you say anything bad about it.....lets be for real for a minute...your just jealous because i bet you can't even spell DANCE..there i just saved you hours of confusion. =>
If you think im a
(a)Bitch
(b)Concieted Asshole
(c)Arrogant prick
Then that's cool but come talk to me about it before your word vomit spreads around the entire school.
I'm a nice person.....but im blunt. and if i don't like you, i sure as hell have no problem telling you... so go ahead and ask me.
I'm very confident......some people mistake that confidence for cockiness and decide to confront me about it. Odds are your right....I do get cocky and need to be grounded sometimes but I decide when that is NOT YOU
other than that just don't be a piece...And we should be cool.
AIM SN: SSATCHMAN89......Hit it up

My Interests

Heroes:

Natalie Hammons is my life, when i'm around her everything makes sense, when she's gone i worry, and when's she's near me i feel whole, I love you baby. She and i smile at the same time, we have those moments where we look at eachother and crack up because we know what eachother are thinking and then we have those moments when we look at eachother and don't say anything....we just enjoy our time together. And i know theres not a moment when im not missing her. I love her with all my heart and know we'll be together forever.

My Blog

I PISSED ON A ZOMBIE BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK

******Pick the month u wer born in***********January: I rapedFebruary: I hateMarch: I ate pizza withApril: I get horny wen i seeMay: I fuckedJune: I loveJuly: I cooked pasta withAugust: I kissedSeptem...
Posted by Satch (Douche Food Stamp) on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST

FUCK!!!!! im moving!

i don't know what to do anymore!  i just got the worst news that anyone can get.....My mom is making me move...to...houston, because she thinks it'll straighten me out.  SHE FUCKING WANTS ME...
Posted by Satch (Douche Food Stamp) on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST

Apology

Ya know how people say stuff their not supposed to when someone confides in them, And they don't keep the secrets they're supposed to be keeping? Doesn't that bug ya?...just a little bit?! Well yester...
Posted by Satch (Douche Food Stamp) on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 09:04:00 PST