My mother taught me.... |
What my mother taught me...1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You be...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 05:59:00 GMT |
Questions that haunt me |
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! ________________________________ If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:55:00 GMT |
80’s kid |
You Know You Grew Up In the 80's if:1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE.2. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do theCarlton3. You know that "WOAH" comes from Jo...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:02:00 GMT |
Useless, yet interesting, facts |
An office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 million other pe...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:43:00 GMT |
Jeff Foxworthy on New England |
Forget Rednecks ......here iswhat Jeff Foxworthyhas to say about New Englanders...If your localDairy Queen is closed from Septemberthrough May, you live in New England.If someone in a Home Depotstore ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:49:00 GMT |
Food for thought.... |
FOOD FOR THOUGHT?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?Can a stupid person be a smart-alec?Does kill...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 05:19:00 GMT |
Words from Maya Angelou |
A woman should have...
Enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own... even if she never wants to or needs to...
A woman should have...
something perfect to wear if t...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:57:00 GMT |
Before I was a Mom |
Before I was a Mom, I never tripped over toys
or forgot words to a lullaby.I didn't worry whether or not
my plants were poisonous.I never thought about immunizations.
Before I was a Mom,
I ha...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 11:27:00 GMT |
Boston Guidelines |
For those of you who have never been to "Bawstin", this is a good guideline.
I hope you will consider coming to "Beantown" in the near future.
For those who call New England home, this is just plain ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:22:00 GMT |
you know you’re from Lowell if... |
-Someone can say "SpaghettiVille" and you know exactly what they're talking about.-You've been smacked in the face with shaving cream and lipstick on asian new year.-Belvidere is where the rich people...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:45:00 GMT |
