The genious that invented Jesus, Your mom, Anyone who has respect for good craft beer.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason Clark aka Plumpy
Birthday: May 22
Birthplace: Walnut Creek CA
Current Location: San Diego CA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: White
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneaux
Your Weakness: beer
Your Fears: shots, unless they are liquor
Your Perfect Pizza: Peperoni from Pizza Port
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make better beer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I hate instant messengers
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: either my sexy ass, or my large testicles
Your Bedtime: right after my kids
Your Most Missed Memory: the ones I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: Beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: Pizza Port
Single or Group Dates: Nintendo
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Beer tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee Stout
Do you Smoke: when I drink
Do you Swear: All the fucking time
Do you Sing: Poorly
Do you Shower Daily: I fucking hope so
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Fuck that, it is too much work
Do you want to get Married: I already am
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can fly
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I move
Do you think you are Attractive: I am the most attractive man on the planet
Are you a Health Freak: I drink and smoke, what do you think?
Do you get along with your Parents: My parents kick ass
Do you like Thunderstorms: I dont really think about them
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: All the fucking time
In the past month have you Smoked: Sure have
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, not for like 4 years. Shitty
In the past month have you gone on a Date: With my wife
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: I took a dump this morning
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not for a few years
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Fuck yeah
Ever been called a Tease: Not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: I am way too strong to get my ass kicked
Ever Shoplifted: Too many times
How do you want to Die: I want to drown in a pool of beer
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Is this fucking poll for kids? I am fucking grown up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Belgium
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: As long as she has both eyes, we will be good
Favourite Hair Color: As long as she has hair that looks like it belongs to a woman, we will be ok
Short or Long Hair: Fucking long
Height: Not taller than me
Weight: Not more than me
Best Clothing Style: What the fuck does that mean?
Number of Drugs I have taken: I dont think they have a number that high
Number of CDs I own: something like 1000
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: two so far, but after I get more money, I will get some more rocker tattoos
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I have never regretted anything I have ever done, and I dont think I will ever regret anything in the future.
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