Saggy Maggie |
"Saggy Maggie"This poem is an odeTo the ugliest bitch everI might sound like a jerk But my words are so damn clever...I don't gotta know herI don't wanna eitherShe looks like a bear cub used her face ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:34:00 GMT |
Bored Again |
I woke up one day, in the middle of the seaHow I ever got there, I dunno, beats meFloating on a raft made of fresh, bloody meatIt sucks because I got my favorite shoes on my feetOw! 'Wonder how I got ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:51:00 GMT |
On The Border |
I always wanted to be a food critic, so...
On The Border - Mexican Grill & Cantina is having a limited time offer right now for $8.99 ENDLESS ENCHILADAS. I ate there last weekend and ordered...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:46:00 GMT |
Dumbest Commercial Ever! |
OK, This commercial pissed me off. The Carl's Jr. one for the Portobello Mushroom burger& The guys ask him what kind of burgers they are and he goes "Uhh, Portobello, I think."& I think??? This ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:25:00 GMT |
"Cleaning Up The Mess John Left Behind" - 2004 |
When John Lennon died, it was a sad, sad day He was just too stoned to run away Shot in the back as he tried to flee Sorry, John, you're history And Yoko screamed as she usually did, in her songs wher...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:27:00 GMT |
"Get Off The Path to Nowhere" |
Got way too many friends, Gettin' lost in all their drugs Can't grow while they descend, And sweep 'em underneath the rug I been to Hell and back From smokin' weed to smokin' crack Got me YEARS clean ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:19:00 GMT |
"Insecure Thoughts" |
Do you really know what's goin' on? Someone fucks your girl each time you're gone His cock is six or seven times larger than yours It's uncircumcised and it's covered with sores It smells like a jogge...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:47:00 GMT |
"LIFE in the Philippines" |
I feel like a toasted bun
Everyday in the blazing hot sun
There's sweat in my eyes
I'm surrounded by flies
And clean water... It does not run
I went to the grocery...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:34:00 GMT |
"Hi, I’m Hairy" |
I wish I was hairless
From the neck down
'Cause I look real silly
Like a wig on a clown
They call me "The Wolf Man"
When I go out in shorts
I'd be made fun of less&...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:33:00 GMT |
"Smelly Dog" |
There was a smelly dog
Who took a smelly crap
She ran back in her smelly room
And took a smelly nap
She liked to lick her smelly butt
And eat what crud remains
So n...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:31:00 GMT |
