i enjoy long walks along the 4 corners of my room, observing the trails of ants crawling over my feet then blowing at them vigorously causing a great big hurricane which would make them panic.
any telluric being who is capable of consuming nutrients which are carefully eliminated afterwards as a sticky greenish brown rock-like substance used to beautify, gratify and satisfy one's epidermis and facial tissues.
ear-deafening music makes me jump off my seat,bump my head to the ceiling and turn my head to a 180 degree angle.
i enjoy watching movies while holding a bucket of cheese popcorn with my right hand, a can of soda with the left, a sandwich clipped to my right armpit, a hotdog bun to the left, an orange between my neck and head, a bag of chips between my thighs and a lollipop between my nose and pouted mouth.
ahyes. the t.v,an ultimately beautiful device invented years ago. it never fails to beckon me with its bright and colorful lights which forms pictures and movements of people, animals and places...teevee.. i hunger and thirst for thee...
oh yes...books... how can anyone spell lk,slaskzssahbooks without the word 'books'?
i have tried tying myself up near the rail road tracks, drowning myself in the tub, hanging myself on a tree branch near a cliff.. but despair.. no one rescued me... i have failed in finding my true hero...