Basically, I'm a huge attention whore. I crave attention, especially from the opposite sex. If you have a penis then you have to worship me. Or else, I might just die. Yep. I'll do whatever it takes and use whoever's around to get a compliment. You know how it goes, anything to make a girl feel better about herself, right? So don't get too attached to me, I'm just in it for the ego boost, and I'm completely incapable of actually caring about someone. I mean, who really does that, anyway? I dunno about you, but I'd much rather trick some poor guy into falling for me just so I can make him jealous every chance I get.
Making people jealous is a favorite pastime of mine. Along with screwing married men, moving in on guys my friends are into, and various other slutty acts.
Oh, did I mention I'm a terrible friend? Yeah, you better keep an eye on me. ;] Cuz, you know, I love the attention.
And if you couldn't tell that was sarcasm then you don't deserve a spot on my friendslist. So unfriend me/don't add me. Otherwise, hello. I'm Laura. Not Mrs. Sanchez. Not Christabel Grandworth. Laura Messick. I am not really married and I don't have children. I only said that for the amusement of myself and a few close friends. This is what I like to call an "inside joke". I love inside jokes. There are several of them on this page ("I couldn't find it..."). Chances are, if you ever see or hear me say something that makes no sense, you weren't meant to get it, anyway.
Moving on.
I'm not "normal". And I don't want to be.
Not that there really is such a thing as normal. But most people's idea of normal is my idea of boring. ;]
I don't like routine. I don't want to do same things over and over, day in and day out, where's the fun in that? Nor do I like being stuck in the same place for too long.
If you asked me where I live, I'd probably tell you Texas and Virginia. But technically, Texas, that's where my house is located. Half of the time, I'm not there. (Like now. I'll be in Virginia until probably July.)
Most of the time, I don't know where I'm going or what I'm going to be doing. Until I'm there and doing it. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
I choose to focus on the beauty in life, instead of all the misery and destruction. There are plenty of things to be happy about and thankful for. Most people just get so caught up in thinking about what they DON'T have that they forget about everything they've been blessed with. We're all guilty of it, we all take things for granted sometimes, but I'm trying my best not to anymore.
I'm probably the most understanding person you'll ever meet. And one of the least judgmental. I don't let other people think for me, I form my own opinions. Never been one to follow the herd, never will.
As of February 22, 2009 - Laura = Married. So back off, sleaze bags.
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I can't stand ignorant people. Please keep your Stupid away from me, in case it's contagious. =(
