It's Only <forever> Not Long At All

When Teachers Get Upset
Terrorists Win
"Marriages are equal to masturbation. In the beginning, masturbation is fun and exciting, but after awhile it begins to lose it's specialness, and in the end you feel even more worthless and lonely than when you began."
The Emo Cycle1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.
Laurel --
[adjective]:
Like in nature to a train-riding hobo
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
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My name would be Laurel .
I may come across as somewhat of a nerd at times, but I’m cute all the same.
I am kind of detached from the real world , and almost always have my head in the clouds.
I love Disney movies, crappy daytime TV, dressing up for the hell of it, singing in the shower, N'Sync, and l a u g h i n g to much.
My friends mean the world to me.
I fall in love quickly, but not easily, and not with just anyone.
If you have my heart you'll know it, and you'll know you've earned it.
I am a hopeless romantic , and a sucker for corny lines.
Kiss me on the forehead and I'm yours forever.
I am a very jealous person. Get used to it.
I am way to open . Use it to hurt me and I'll never forgive you.
I am me . Not anyone else, and I don't pretend to be.
I enjoy smoking my life away .
Don't message me to call me cute, hot , or to ask me out. One word.
Shane ♥.
I will tell you my opinions and stand up for what I believe in.
Always.
I am athiest and would love to convert you.
I have the best boyfriend in the whole world. i call him Shamus and I love him more than words can describe.
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People Worth Loving
Shamus
Yep. He's pretty much my world. I'm going to smoke my life away with him, I promise. He's the only person in the world I can know so well, and yet he still takes my breath away with almost everything he does. I Love You, Shane.
We are the Stoner Couple
We Are Everything
Cody
Without this guy I wouldn't be here. He means more to me than he'll ever understand. He's been there for me through everything, and he makes me feel Bosifus!!
Desi
Well, let's see. Desi is my Lesbian Lover, and she's probably kissed more bitches in one day than you have. We are the shit, and we love holding hands in gym.
Sebastiano
Sebbie, (or Debbie, as Bob calls him) is deffenitly the most amazing person I've ever met in my entire life. He has a very special place in my heart, and he always will. Don't ever try to replace him.
I Am The Dancing Queen
Deal With It
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