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tENANG

About Me

I'm a really cool, calm guy...swimming around and grazing on seaweed...just minding my own business, coz I'm kinda shy y'know...but when the "season" comes, I love to check out the cows (that means female dugongs).

My Interests

NAF, Swimming, grazing, reproducing(mating season), travelling, Minesweeper, Dynomite, Discovery Channel, VJ Donita(you broke my heart when you decided to retire from MTV), NAF, Homer Simpson, Shin Chan(and everybody else in his world), Doraemon's gadgets, Seiko Kinetic, Subaru Impreza(22B), Nissan Cima(F50), Porsche Carrera GT, NAF, Yamaha TW200, big scooters(250cc and above), Bose, Mild Seven Lights, Arsenal(I'm another MUFC hater), the default background for myspace, NAF, japanese comedy(manzai and warai bangumi), graffiti, underwater aquariums(fish and other underwater creatures don't belong in glass containers...humans do), NAF, drifting, futsal, funny commercials, cool videos, taking artsy pictures, planning the perfect revenge for the enemies on my shit-list, NAF, waiting for people to write me comments/testimonials(which seldom occurs), procrastinate writing other peoples comments/testimonials, gargling Listerine and spitting it out before I've reached the recommended time of 30 seconds because it burns my tongue, making fun of nigger wannabes, making fun of jap wannabes(but "slightly" being one myself....I guess), NAF, laughing at paranoid/obsessive/compulsive freaks(while being one myself), dedicating my life to hating control freaks(you're on my shit-list), NAF, reading DeAngelo's Double Your Dating newsletter just for the hell of it(it's pretty funny stuff, although I don't plan on using any of the techniques on every babe I happen to meet), NAF, reading every piece of email I get(however useless the content), reading everything on the bulletin board, daydreaming, thinking about how pathetic my life is, thinking about how special my life is, NAF, thinking about how I've changed, thinking about how I haven't changed, WRITING A LIST SO DAYYUM LONG NOBODY WOULD WANNA READ IT.... oh yeah.. and did I mention NAF?

I'd like to meet:

Anybody. I don't mind going inter-species. Just having dugong friends is pretty boring to me. I'd like to get to know...mmmm....fish, sharks, eels, snails, squid, whales, dolphins, crabs, eurypterids, shrimp, goats, antelopes, giraffes, monkeys, lions, tigers, bears, shrews, moles, hedgehogs, elephants, bats, sloths, armadillos, anteaters, rabbits, pikas, rats, aardvarks, horses, rhinos, tapirs, camels, hippos, cows, cats, dogs, penguins, pelicans, ducks, geese, swans, flamingos, herons, storks, hawks, vultures, gulls, doves, pigeons, parrots, cuckoos, owls, hummingbirds, kingfishers, woodpeckers, bats, frogs, toads, salamanders, snakes, crocodiles, alligators, lizards, chameleons, geckos, iguanas, monitors, cockroaches, ants, spiders, ticks, mites, fleas, centipedes, millipedes... oh yeah,and humans too.. except those friggin' fishermen that caught my lil' brother and lil' sister in that friggin' big net and ate 'em (see pics).

Music:

I live in the water...so no radios...but I like to listen to anything except dangdut, hindustan, boybands and most Malay rock tunes.

Movies:

Well...again, I live in the water...no cinemas underwater.....but I like to watch trilogies, movies starring people from Saturday Night Live and manly movies like Braveheart, Gladiator and The Patriot.

Television:

AGAINNNNNAH!...my habitat is in the WATER...no TVs.........but I like to watch the Discovery Channel.

Books:

I'm barely literate...but I like to read Option, Option II, Drift Tengoku, ap, Young Version, Car Boy, VIP Car, Bark Out!, Get On, Cars Bikes and Trucks(NST), Nuance(NST).

Heroes:

Dexter from Dexter's Lab...........I have no idea what people see in Johnny Bravo.......

My Blog

LET'S RHYME**mari berpantun

today imma b de beetle dat pluck de flower from mr. amran garden
Posted by tENANG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SKOOL SUX!!

i want an education.. but college really stinx. why did my dad have to force me back into college? it still doesn't make sense to me.... i still can't find a rasional explanation of why i have to stud...
Posted by tENANG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST