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About Me

Myspace Layouts, Contact Tables & More! "Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.'" Hopefully that will sum things up..haha. Well let's see, I am a day dreamer. I would love to meet Charlie Brown's parents. Be on a reality TV show. I can never decide if we should make pencils that taste like bacon or bacon that tastes like pencils... I always had this great fear that my last werds will be "I FOUND THE TTTRRRAAAAaaaappppp!!!" My mind is always turning around and upside with crazy thoughts and ideas that will make even the craziest man crazy. Remember you can't kid a kidder. This is me with the case of the "MUNDAYS" --What would I do with a million dollars? Besides two chicks at the same time? I would probably start an investment firm, chain of McDonalds, and a strip of night clubs and party the night away. I once owned a paper store but it blew away. Classic. I hate the weather channel, with Bob the Meteorologist explaining the map. I don't understand the map!!! Let's just go to the window... I want to be a sports announcer and make stupid comments like, "Wow!! What a hit Bob! Looks like his lungs squirted out of his helmet. What's your analysis??? AAhhh, that's gotta hurt Bob. He'll be out at least for the second half..." When I first arrived to this world they posted "SAVE FERRIS" on the local water tower. Yo I am like Robin Hood, I am the kinda guy that takes from the rich and gives to the... criminally insane!!! (Ren & Stimpy) I am totally convinced that Shaggy and Scooby were pot heads. I try to take things one day at a time. You shouldn't take life to seriously because no one gets out alive anyways. One time my gf said to me, "It's either ME or that COMPUTER!!!" I'll miss her. My youth will never die. Last summer my volleyball team name was "Vote for Pedro." I think this year we'll make a comeback.

My Interests

Sports: street hockey, basketball, football, volleyball, not so much baseball or softball. Fast cars. Fixed up; '83 Firebird, '91 Camaro RS, '87 IROC Camaro, '66 Mustang, '67 Mustang, '98 Jeep Wrangler, and '98 Mustang GT. Some I built from the ground up, some I just modified. Love technology: AMD, nVidia, Western Digital, Kingston, Atmel, Motorola, etc. Excellent pool player. $50 a game? The best I ever did was 3rd place out of 50 people, APA league. Love the beach; Old Saybrook CT, Daytona, Miami, PR, Newport. Must have the Oakley glasses. I love to snowboard, 04 Burton Seven, 05 Burton Mission bindings, 04 Burton Custom boots. I love/hate iPods, but I have one; 10 GB 3rd gen (yeah the defective one). I hate long road trips but I like visiting new places. Want to see Italy someday. I love live bands. Jazz band drummers are the coolest.

I'd like to meet:

I like to keep in touch with old and new friends as well as meet new people.

Music:

I love most music except country. Sorry all you country lovers out there, I just can't take it! I am not going to list all the bands I like since there are to many and changing all the time, but I do like modern rock, alternative, classic rock, jazz, hip hop, not so much rap, and acoustic guitar music.

Movies:

I am a big movie buff! Huge Star Wars fan!!! I would totally be a Jedi if I had Jedi powers. Just for the record I do not show up at the movies dressed up as Yoda or anything like that. I have a goofy sense of humor so I love movies like Spaceballs, Zoolander, Old School (I'm thinking about starting up a fraternity, anybody want in??), Wedding Crashers, etc. I am into the good stuff too like Lord of the Rings, King Arthur (execellent movie), Hunt for the Red October, etc. To many movies to list, but you get the point...

Television:

My favorite show on tv is Friends! Chantler and Joey definitely make that show! I also like Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfield, The Real World, and some of those other stupid shows on MTV.

Books:

Books?! Who has time for books?! I read these damn text books for the classes I have to take. YAY!!! So much fun...

Heroes:

Let's see, who would I concider a hero? Yoda. Hands down. Mark Kozar, he is my hero. I wish I can fall asleep at my desk like him. I just have this bad habbit to stay awake at work.

My Blog

Life

Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drin...
Posted by Jimmy Jay on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 06:48:00 PST

Stop Signs

I got an all hands high importance email today at work saying that they are going to put up two new stop signs on the base. This is how important my job is. It even had a picture in the email too. Ju...
Posted by Jimmy Jay on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:25:00 PST

What it's like work'n for the gov't

Working for the gov't is like conversing with the characters on Sesame Street: Jimmy: (talking on Sesame Street phone): Put me through to the Pentagon!Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes?Jimmy: ...
Posted by Jimmy Jay on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:41:00 PST

My Childhood

The details of my life are quite inconsequential...Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving lingerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for bug...
Posted by Jimmy Jay on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 10:33:00 PST

Surviving with an iPod...

I have my own iPod and I put on all my CD's and favorite songs. I bring it to work and totally rock out in my cube. Head banging, crowd surfing, moshing... I totally dig it and get down with it. I don...
Posted by Jimmy Jay on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:22:00 PST

My Life at Work as "Office Space"

Well, I generally come in to work about 15-45 minutes late. I use the side door so my boss doesn't see me. I can this because our company has "flex" hours. Then after that I sorta j...
Posted by Jimmy Jay on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:32:00 PST

50 Questions...

Q1) Last thing you burned while attempting to cook? Chicken that I totally forgot I put in the oven, then after a few hours I said to myself, "What the hell is that smell?"Q2) Describe yourself in thr...
Posted by Jimmy Jay on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:00:00 PST

now

What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.What happened to then? We passed then. When?&n...
Posted by Jimmy Jay on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 01:07:00 PST

Survey - Tell Me About Yourself

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Jim Current Location: Right here Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Blonde Height: 5'10'' Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty The Shoes You Wore Today: Bro...
Posted by Jimmy Jay on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 12:24:00 PST

About myself...

put an x next to the 1s that apply to you[]Bought everyone in the pub a drink. (i don't make that much money)[]Swam with wild dolphins. []Climbed a mountain. []Taken a Ferrari for a test drive.[]Been ...
Posted by Jimmy Jay on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 10:27:00 PST