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Night Train Express

Chugga Chugga Choo Choo, Mother Fucker.

About Me

I am a citrus fortified wine with 17.5% alc. by volume. I pack quite the punch and taste very much like grape kool-aid and lighter fluid. Serve me very cold. Seriously, very cold.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet any college student who is too broke to buy wine that costs more than 5 dollars. I would like to introduce those students to the toilet seat.

Music:

Guns n Roses... guess why.