I hate trying to write about myself...its so much easier to have someone else talk about you, then you can't sound arrogant and egotistical. (although I am one of the best people you could ever meet) I'm not cocky, I'm confident. I love movies and music. I also really enjoy intelligence and a deep conversation. I'm that slacker kid that always pissed you off in school because I was never in class but always passed the tests. I love writing. I like being sarcastic. I actually enjoy working 90 hours a week, I'll sleep when I'm dead. I'm never wrong because I won't open my mouth unless I'm sure. I hate stupid catch phrases. I also hate the radio because it's so full of pretentious, repetitive crap. I like people who love to have a good time, I don't want to hear about every little thing that's bothering you. I'm a grown-up, but only technically. Laughing is great and you can never get enough. I drink 4-6 Redbulls everyday...I may be slightly addicted. I love obscure facts. I don't like you. Political discussions are not allowed in the bar, the same goes for religion. Drink, be merry, and keep your opinions to yourself. Why can't everyone just leave celebrities the fuck alone? You don't need to know everything that happens in their life, and if you meet one, try treating them like someone you just met...not your best friend. I still watch Scooby-Doo...in fact, he's on my boxers right now. Why are you still reading this? More importantly, why am I still writing this? Numbers are a lot of fun. I don't like being told to act my age. I love thunderstorms and playing in the rain. I drive through every puddle I see in the road. I play video games and I love it...X-Box 360!! I still ride my bike. I am a Toys R Us kid. I swear, most times excessively. I like children, just not enough to have my own yet. Mashed potatoes may be one of the best inventions ever. Up there when I said I didn't like you, I was just kidding, so thanks for continuing to read anyway. I may be in danger of being an undiagnosed multiple-personality-disorder sufferer, but we don't think so. If you owned more than one Lexus would you call them your Lexi? Happiness is different for everyone, why should I judge. I hate lying but love deceiving. I don't believe in dying. I still stare at the stars like I'm 5, because i honestly think I'll make it there someday. I've had a gun pointed at me twice, only once was I the culprit though. I've been down, way down, and nothing could ever bring me back there, only when you know what really matters to you can you hope to live. It's all about me. I am perfectly flawed. I hate morons, both human and oxy. I like saying things just for the shock value, even if they're not true. I like being informed. 51. I dance on bars...even when I'm sober. I want to get out of here but I'm afraid there is no where left to go. I'm scared of the dark but even more afraid to turn on the light. We are the future of the past living in the present and yesterday's tomorrow will always be today, so make every minute count. Do you ever wonder what the meaning of life is? I don't. I do wonder why everyone wants to know, because if you knew, what makes you think you would want to keep living? I've been in love and it was worth every minute. I have seen war with my own eyes yet I have never been in the military. Everything is not all it's cracked up to be.And now, the obligatory survey that I should probably update but never will...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The infamous J.A.Y.
Birthday: 3/2/83
Birthplace: hospital
Current Location: work
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: red
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: scottish and french
The Shoes You Wore Today: lugz
Your Weakness: a pretty face...and kryptonite
Your Fears: dust bunnies...they're ruthless
Your Perfect Pizza: not a big pizza fan
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: take over the world
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn it falcor where did you go this time
Your Best Physical Feature: thats not for me to decide
Your Bedtime: whenever i make it home
Your Most Missed Memory: being carefree with no responsibilty under the age of 10
Pepsi or Coke: Budwieser
MacDonalds or Burger King: The Pizza Man
Single or Group Dates: doesnt matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i dont do 'tea'
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: capp
Do you Smoke: I would probably die
Do you Swear: excessively
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: i found monthly works better
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: tried that
Do you want to get Married: sure why not
Do you belive in yourself: of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i think i'm too fat
Are you a Health Freak: def not
Do you get along with your Parents: most times
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: me?....never
In the past month have you Smoked: see above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no way
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes and i realized i may have a shopping problem
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: gross
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but it is the season
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: maybe once or twice
Ever been called a Tease: actually i have
Ever been Beaten up: more like leveled
Ever Shoplifted: when i was younger
How do you want to Die: i don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: the same i am now...maybe with a family tho
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green, blue, or brown
Favourite Hair Color: i'm kind of a sucker for blondes...and brunettes...and redheads...and...yeah, I like girls with hair
Short or Long Hair: if it looks good why argue
Height: mine and shorter
Weight: reasonable
Best Clothing Style: if it looks good why argue
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1,245,635.5 (includes all prescriptions and over-the-counters...the .5 is cuz i didn't inhale the first time)
Number of CDs I own: i have no idea
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 2...but one takes up most of my back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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