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Art Geek Mark

The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.

About Me


Mark Allen --
[adjective]:
Fuzzy to the touch, Visually addictive
I am a fun, creative, geeky, laid-back, hairy, happily coupled, bookworm-ish, elusive, sculpting and drawing art fag who also loves music, soccer, hiking & skinny-dipping! I'm addicted to coffee, cigarettes, sex, and gay porn. I graduated from PSU in 2004. I currently (temporarily) live in droll & friendless Williamsport PA, the ecconomic waste-land on the outskirts of the third circle of Hell. I live with my partner Tracy and my 2 geckos; Ari, a female Leopard Gecko & Mocha, a male African Fat-tailed Gecko. The 4 of us have been digging an escape tunnel.
I'm a nice guy and easy to get along with granted I'm sometimes tempermental, perverted, elusive, and have a short attention span. Hey look, paint! Nevermind... I'm all for random silliness intermingling with intellectual seriousness. I like to just be myself and I think about creating art. I am an open book - if you are patient and clever enough to read it.
Some of my work:

My Interests


" ACHTUNG !
Mark may actually be a spider-human hybrid Art, Art History, Sculpting, Drawing, Painting, Photography, Books, Coffee, Writing, Hiking, Sex, Swimming & Skinny-dipping, Soccer, Italian Food, 420, Tarot cards, Concerts, Galleries and Museums, Fitness, I used to play Guitar, Karma, some forms of Alcohol, Pets, Green glass objects, Magnets, Forests, Wolves, Cities, Observations, Jockstraps, 2(x)ist underwear, Waxing Philosophical, Iconology, Industrial metro meets nostalgic retro, Gummy Worms, Pizza, Tootsie Rolls, Funky looking plants, Catfish, Education, Self-betterment, Dark hair, Guys, Guys with dark hair, Hairy guys, Nerdy guys, Nerdy hairy guys with dark hair, Rain, Sex, Sex during thunderstorms, Rough Sex, Bondage, Emotional unavailability to those who deserve it, Profanity, Wit, Sarcasm, Dragonflies, Spiders, Lizards, Gemini horoscopes, Any effective way to lose weight, Any effective way to make morons cry.
Other places to stalk me:

  • My LiveJournal "Tales Out Of School"
  • My shop @ Half.com by Ebay
  • My Yahoo!Music Launchcast Radio
  • My Gay.com profile
  • My DList profile
  • I'd like to meet:



    Interesting, funny, and creative new friends, and the un-obnoxious. Fellow artists and other creative people. Easy-going intellectuals who are humorous and perhaps a little lot unorthodox. Geeks are hot. If you're open-minded, creative, and not schizoid - then striking up a conversation is very much encouraged and welcome.

    Who I'd like to avoid: Insecure and confused individuals. Schitzophrenics, may-as-well-be Catatonics, and the boring. The under-educated, the self-righteous homophobic (yet most often closeted) religious-right and similar of the idiotic and closed-minded persuation. Gay people over the age of 23 that have screennames that include the word "boy" and most especially "boi"; you are no longer a boy - deal with it and act like it.

    Music:


    Some Favorites: Nine Inch Nails, Ladytron, Shiny Toy Guns, Fiona Apple, Alanis Morissette, Saint Etienne, Steve Burns, Marilyn Manson, Garbage, The Cardigans, Johnny Cash, Laura Branigan, Alice Cooper, Pink Floyd, Stabbing Westward, Evanescence, Tori Amos, Franz Ferdinand, Muse, The Killers, Breaking Benjamin, Future Sound Of London, Audioslave, Type O Negative, AFI, Hot Hot Heat, Ella Rouge, Gravity Kills, The Crystal Method, Benni Benassi, Goldfrapp, Infernal, Groove Coverage, The Scissor Sisters, Combichrist, KMFDM, KoRn, Tool, Perfect Circle, Fuel, Drain STH, White Zombie/Rob Zombie, Rage Against The Machine, Faith No More, Chevelle, Kiss, Black Sabbath (during the Ozzy years only) Ozzy Osbourne (especially his later work), Rosanne Cash, Sheena Easton, Cher, Blondie, Alison Krauss, Cheryl Crow, Roy Orbison, Waylon Jennings, Nancy Sinatra, Jefferson Airplane/Starship, Megadeth during the 1990's.

    Movies:



    Create your own Movie List @ HotFreeLayouts!

    Television:

    Absolutely Fabulous, The Family Guy, Weeds, Futurama, Adult Swim, South Park, The X-Files, Designing Women, The Golden Girls, Murphy Brown, Charmed, Law & Order, The Closer, Digging For The Truth, Building An Empire, MadTV, Will & Grace, Roseanne, Keeping Up Appearances, Are You Being Served?, Coupling, NOVA, How Art Made The World. Most programing actually annoys me, I'm not much of a tv person. "Reality" shows really annoy me. I hate eMpTy V, and I'm not liking VH1 so much anymore either.

    Heroes:

    (1) Artists & writers that didn't kill themsevles and stuck around to piss everyone else off or made them think. Ok, I lied. There were one or two I liked that off-ed themselves.
    (2) Everyone that's believed in me and expected little in return except perhaps hope for me to believe in them; including but not limited to, myself.
    (3) marijuana.

    My Blog

    SHINY TOY GUNS!

    Friday, October 17th, I got to break Tracy's concert cherry! I finally got to another concert after 4 or 5 years since my last! (Alice Cooper) Shiny Toy Guns were playing with Saves The Day at th...
    Posted by Art Geek Mark on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 05:18:00 PST

    Well FUCK YOU too...

    Tuesday I finally got the call I've been waiting for.  ETC, another division of our company, finally called me after over a month to set up in interview for the position I filed a transfer reques...
    Posted by Art Geek Mark on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 12:14:00 PST

    Check out this video: Ladytron-Runaway (Myspace Exclusive)

    I love this band, I'm still ticked we couldn't see them on tour this summer.Check out this video: Ladytron-Runaway (Myspace Exclusive) ...
    Posted by Art Geek Mark on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 04:45:00 PST

    Hello! My Name Is: Filthy Whore.

    .jgbkg { background-color:FF0000; }Take The Sex Quiz!YOUR SCORE:low medhighexpertSexual Experience Positions Sex Drive Orgasms Frequency Masterbation Overall Take the quiz...
    Posted by Art Geek Mark on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:34:00 PST

    So long, Sophia...

    Estelle Getty of The Golden Girls & Tourch Song Trillogy fame died yesterday morning at age 84 just days shy of her birthday. Weirdly enough, Monday evening Tracy and I dug out my DVDs of Season One o...
    Posted by Art Geek Mark on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:05:00 PST

    41 Years Together

    On a lighter note, my parents 41st anniversary was today. Happy Anniversary Mom & Dad!
    Posted by Art Geek Mark on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:16:00 PST

    Reconstructing An Art Geek.

    I revamped my layout on my myspace page Monday and Wednesday this week, It's time for a change in life as well as online! I got rid of the flash and I do not take part in barely any applications anymo...
    Posted by Art Geek Mark on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:36:00 PST

    I'm wondering what Steve Burns is like on iMasturbate!

    Now this is freaking funny... The OhMiBod vibrator is a whole new way to enjoy your iPod® or any other music player. Everyone loves music. Everyone loves sex. OhMiBod combines music and pleasure to cr...
    Posted by Art Geek Mark on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 01:05:00 PST

    Ghosts.

    I'll actually post a real blog in the near future.   I've had lots to write about, but once I get the time and actually get online, it leaves me and I'm in a blank or not in the mood. &...
    Posted by Art Geek Mark on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:08:00 PST

    Boys & their toys, Contd.

    Tracy has named my new phone Todd, and refers to it as my "other man". I spent 2 days this week fixing my computer, all because I updated my anti-virus.   I’m not even sure what the h...
    Posted by Art Geek Mark on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:24:00 PST