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Jake

I wake up in the morning and piss excellence

About Me

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I'm from Cape Girardeau, Missouri. I'm a Sergeant in the army, stationed in Fort Hood, Texas. I've been in the army since January of 2005 and it's not to bad, except that my unit is a crotch stain on the army's pants. I'm getting out in March of 2011. I was in Iraq from October 06 till January of this year and will be going back sometime at the end of this year/beginning of next year. I've learned a lot about life since I've been in the army. I've learned that some friends are only your friends when you're around and don't seem to notice if you're not there anymore, and some people are always your friend regardless of the situation. If you don't appreciate what the military does for you then get the hell off my page because your ungreatful ass is not welcome here. I'm a really laid back guy and easy to get along with. Anything else you wanna know, just ask.
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Name: Jake Raines
Birthday: September 28, 1984
Birthplace: Cape Girardeau, Missouri
Current Location: Baghdad, Iraq
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Combat Boots and New Balance
Your Weakness: Alcohol
Your Fears: Not making it back home
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken and Bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make it home alive and become a Sergeant
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't use it
Thoughts First Waking Up: If I wasn't in the army, I'd still be asleep
Your Best Physical Feature: Arms?
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with friends in the states and being drunk
Pepsi or Coke: Don't drink soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Entirely to much
Do you Sing: No, If you've heard my voice you know why
Do you Shower Daily: Usually twice a day
Have you Been in Love: Yes and it sucks
Do you want to go to College: Already did and it wasn't for me
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
&..39;Do you think you are Attractive:' You tell me
Are you a Health Freak: No, but I work out a lot
&..39;Do you get along with your Parents:' Yes, but I rarely see them
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: God I wish, I'm starting to go through withdraws now
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Do Iraqi stores count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: I'd give just about anything to be that way now
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Painlessly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fire fighter
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany and Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: As long as she doesn't have bigger muscles than me, that's kind of gross
Best Clothing Style: Whatever she feels comfortable in, but nothing to revealing
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: ?
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I try not to regret the past, but to learn from it
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My Interests

Hockey, Football, Baseball, Being outdoors, Working out, I don't like running but I do it anyway since it's the best way to stay in shape, Driving my truck, Drinking, Jim Beam, Bud Light, Drinking Games, Drunk dialing people and hearing about it the next day, Fishing, Playing pool, Poker, Darts, Hanging out with friends, Sleeping, Paintball, Meeting new people

I'd like to meet:

Mario Lemieux, Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin and the rest of the Pittsburgh Penguins, Mike Modano...again, Wayne Gretzky...again, 311, Barry Bonds, Stone Temple Pilots, David Ortiz, Peyton Manning, Marvin Harrison, Jessica Alba, Leeann Tweeden, all of the douche bags who protest at soldier's funerals

Music:

I pretty much listen to only rock. I don't like a whole lot else. 311, Sevendust, Metallica, Mudvayne, Staind, Linkin Park, Chevelle, Stone Temple Pilots, Breaking Benjamin, Nickelback All That Remains, Atreyu, Still Remains, Killswitch Engage, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blink 182, Green Day, Disturbed, old school Korn, Godsmack, just to name a few

Movies:

I like comedies and action movies. Super Troopers, Dumb and Dumber, Black Hawk Down, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Miracle, Longest Yard, Heat, Dodgeball, Boondock Saints, Beerfest, Broken Arrow, Die Hard Trilogy, 40 Year Old Virgin, Talladega Nights, Semi Pro, Pulp Fiction, Anchorman, and a whole bunch of others

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, old school South Park, That 70's Show, Sportscenter, any good sports game, and that's pretty much it since I hardly ever watch tv anymore

Books:

Uh, no

Heroes:

My buddy Mac Anybody who has served in the military, except for the people who don't do anything like the navy and air force, or the reserves. And especially those who gave their lives so that everybody else could live their life the way they wanted to. On a lighter note, Mario Lemieux, the former hockey player. You gotta respect a guy who wins the MVP of the NHL the same year he was diagnosed with cancer.