My Celebrity Look-alikes |
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Posted by Jesse on Sun, 27 May 2007 06:42:00 PST |
My name isnt JEFF |
I am Jesse Lemon! When I talk to people on the phone they normaly think my name is Jeffery Lennon. In the Army I am normally called Limon. My first day of boot camp the 1st SGT(picture 45 year old man...
Posted by Jesse on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:38:00 PST |
sunset |
I am enjoying a nice glass of Riesling and contemplating a few things about myself. I find that I do some of my deepest thinking in the sunset hours right after work. I am in such a hurry to get home ...
Posted by Jesse on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:02:00 PST |
Woman's claws and the blocking of my paws |
It seems that lately I have noticed an incredible increase in the number of girls with six inch fingernails. Why do women think this looks attractive? Sharp paws go against everything that I find att...
Posted by Jesse on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:32:00 PST |
Groundhog Day |
I always liked Groundhog Day(Feb 2nd) it is a rare holday that dosent compell one to do anything. There is no cooking, buying, or even decorating. Most the time you have no idea if that little bastard...
Posted by Jesse on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:35:00 PST |
I really suck at tucking in shirts |
Most the time people spend their energy eccuating their strengths and hiding their weaknesses. I am no different but I am tired of that for now. I long for the freedom of exposing some of my weakness...
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:54:00 PST |
spam not the ham product the other stuff |
So today I logged on to take advantage of MySpaces 300 picture policy(you people are all too good looking not to take advantage your selves). In the short time that I have been on I have about 15 frie...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:31:00 PST |
You Will NEVER look at Candy Canes the Same! |
Merry Christmas my friends,
This is part two in my three part Christmas Series(part one was Stinky Doodle Monster, and yes I still want one!). Some of you might wonder: "why does an atheist cares so...
Posted by Jesse on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:04:00 PST |
Black Friday and Stink Doodle Monsters |
So today was "black Friday", the busiest shopping day of the year, it is called this because for many retailers it is the first time in the year that they will make a profit (you know in the "black" ...
Posted by Jesse on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 08:09:00 PST |
On Thanksgiving |
I posted the orginal intent for the Holiday because Abe's words have a great deal of meaning now. When he declared Thanksgiving a holiday he wanted the Nation to realize that it was bless...
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:26:00 PST |
