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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Travis Martin Green
Birthday: August 27, 1987
Birthplace: Sterling, IL
Current Location: Pueblo
Eye Color: that demonic photograph red
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right with a derelict pinkey
Your Heritage: Irish, English, etc.
The Shoes You Wore Today: black dress shoes for work
Your Weakness: dinosaurs
Your Fears: dinosaurs with guns
Your Perfect Pizza: Kosher everything
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: watch Citizen Kane
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't do that
Thoughts First Waking Up: Did I miss "Maury" yet?
Your Best Physical Feature: my claw-like pinkey
Your Bedtime: nowish
Your Most Missed Memory: golf course....Navajo lake
Pepsi or Coke: RC
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds to the core
Single or Group Dates: no dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yep
Do you Swear: no never
Do you Sing: constantly
Do you Shower Daily: except for today
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: probably
Do you belive in yourself: too much
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: painfully so
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: my mom and I are extremely down
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yessah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: too broke
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck that and fuck you sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: never have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Ever been called a Tease: i don't know what that means
Ever been Beaten up: by my stairs
Ever Shoplifted: don't think so
How do you want to Die: on fire in a library in a hail of gunfire while searching for treasure
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an unrelenting sex symbol
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: shortish
Height: between 5'2 and 5'6
Weight: big as hell
Best Clothing Style: doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: i get high on L-I-F-E...and vicodin
Number of CDs I own: a bucketload
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few
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My Blog

Final Solution for Wiggers

  I should be in bed right now, but there is a small herd of Pueblo mutants at my apartment at present, so I'll share some thoughts.  A). Wiggers must be on the recieving end of a massive an...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:36:00 GMT

Cockblock, CO

I'm sitting by my fireplace listening to Christmas music, Drinking Coors light. Sexy. The mood has once again stricken me to put my [cuss] words all up in ya. So what's on your mind, Travis? Thank yo...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 21:07:00 GMT

Superdouche

  I'm really hung up on this "Dan the Gentleman of Leisure" bullshit. If you didn't see my bulletin (you suck, first of all), the most popular blog on Myspace (out of like 160,000 blogs) is ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:45:00 GMT

Mustachio

  Throughout history, dominant human males have visually displayed superiority in the noblest and most rugged way: the mustache. Jesus, Ulysses S. Grant, Tom Selleck. These men carried ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:47:00 GMT

Brawlin Bitches

  Sometimes you have a weekend full of priceless moments. Mine was such. I went out party-hopping on Saturday night with my close friends Armando and Xavier. We had nothing planned and expectatio...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:56:00 GMT

Fear and Loathing: Home Edition

  Colorado Springs sucks. It sucks for reasons very distant from Pueblo's reasons, but that's another blog entirely. Because the Springs blows goats, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition decided to pit...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 20:53:00 GMT

Doc McGraw

  I am strongly considering taking the subject matter of Dr. Phil episodes as prompts for future blogs. It's like "COPS" in a controlled indoor environment. Today is "Man Camp." Fucking hilarious...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 16:21:00 GMT

Slap-dick Comedy

I would first like to caution all readers that the following story is disturbing, immoral and does not involve me in any way. I'm writing it because the protagonist (one of my best friends) can't writ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:08:00 GMT

Pueblo es muy malo. (pt. 2)

More unbiased anti-Pueblo rhetoric:   If you are considering entering the dating arena in Pueblo, stop it. You'll come out of it discouraged, frustrated, and most likely a carrier of a pleth...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:49:00 GMT

Hate Pueblo? Me too.

  I have serious beef with Pueblo. Most of us who live here do. Here's why:   It's a small city with a "state university" in it, but you'd never know even if you were in town for oh, li...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:33:00 GMT