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About Me

Half shark alligator, half man. Crunching numbers six days out of ten with whichever shitty keyboard is hooked up to whatever desk I end up at and spending far too much time in front of a computer in the line of duty as a result. All who can string together a coherent sentence are welcome at my table. However, I ain't here to trophy hunt. I really couldn't give a flying donald how many 'friends' I have as far as this place is concerned, so unless there is any intention of passing some time with the occasional bit'o'banter, move along. Nothing to see here. If you have something worthwhile to say, then say. Otherwise, journey onwards.And of course, for those who knows, the Geek shall inherit the Earth.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bill Gates in a dark alley with a sock full of pool balls. Me with the sock that is, not him.

My Blog

Friends of Mo Garba... Read this with the quickness.

Forgot all about this myspace ish, and been running shit on Facebook (as much as I loathe it, it's been a necessary evil). If you know... knew... Mo, hit up Facebook and search the groups for his name...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:04:00 GMT

This has to be a joke. HAS TO BE... ?

It's not?! Well shit. That's it, the video games industry is dead to me. As if the 'celeb-cash in' game hasn't been bad enough in the past (mmm Shaq-Fu!), once again it forms an unholy alliance with ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 07:35:00 GMT

DRILL BRA

Just seen the trailer for what could possibly best the most amazing film ever seen in the history of men with beards having eyeballs and seeing things with them. Go look now. Use your eyeballs. ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:35:00 GMT

Ken Kutaragi - Bringer of hilarity

The slow motion train crash that is the PS3 still keeps bringing in the laughs. How they thought that over priced under specced Blu-Ray trojan horse shitbox was a good idea is beyond me. For christs s...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:47:00 GMT

Trust no-one.

Watch your back. Protect ya neck. Best wear a vest. Keep your guard up, and don't drop your shields for anyone, because if they make into the control room, you're fucked. I know this now more than ev...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:14:00 GMT

THIS IS SPARTA

Nah, course it ain't. Don't be so stupid.
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:40:00 GMT

R Kelly or Sony - I'm not sure who's more hilarious

... without even trying. In the blue corner, The R and his 12 part 'hip hopera'. Christ, if he ever actually set out to make something intentionally funny I fear it might kill me, given the tears thi...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:47:00 GMT

To save time just kick us in the nuts and steal our wallets.

Oh fuck off Sony, now there is REALLY no way you could take the piss out of us Eurolanders any further. It was bad enough charging us more than the US and Japan for your alledgedly magical c...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 21:59:00 GMT

Wheeeee! (Body-Hat fans please note - Contains no Digital Underground)

Get your friends round (or round up some homeless or some Friday-Ad grade hookers, just fill your lounge somehow), get the fridge full of beer, put the phone in the oven and getcha Wii on. Oh, and fet...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:38:00 GMT

YA BEST PROTECT YA NECK

iTunes on random, and that ol' Wu-Tang shit just came on. I forgotten what a head banger Protect Ya Neck was. Play it now. Play it loud. Try to keep your head still after the intro. If you can, you'r...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:40:00 GMT