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Name: Kelvin
Birthday: May 27
Birthplace: Warsaw, IN
Current Location: Hawaii
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots and Doc sandals
Your Weakness: Beer & Women
Your Fears: Not many
Your Perfect Pizza: 4 cheese and bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Still thinking about that
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hehe
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck!
Your Best Physical Feature: Face I guess
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: My friends
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Whichever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee BLACK!!!
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there
Do you want to get Married: I dunno.. ask me in a year or two
Do you belive in yourself: Sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah
Are you a Health Freak: Not at all
Do you get along with your Parents: Very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: Not well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nothing illegal
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: Of course
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah right..........
Ever been Beaten up: Several times
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: In her arms
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: 60
What country would you most like to Visit: All of Western Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: All are nice
Favourite Hair Color: I prefer dark but blonde can be good
Short or Long Hair: Depends on the girl
Height: my height or shorter
Weight: depends on the height.. no FB please (That does not stand for Fat Bitch btw)
Best Clothing Style: What she likes
Number of Drugs I have taken: That is for my friends to know
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: 2 in ear and one in each nipple
Number of Tattoos: lots
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Some
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Salty Lips Touch Rose Petals

A stranger reflected in the puddle he seesafter a long hard rain has soaked him quite through.A long walk down dark ally after ally brought no light nor hope to be shown.N'er a light be seen nor a pla...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:29:00 GMT

Holiness is next to satanism (in theory)

Locked down in mouthbiting your tongue.It seems for no oneas if it's been done.You forgot your friendand almost his nameToday is now and we sufferthe sameUnspeakable truthsWe ignored from the startand...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 04:09:00 GMT

Leaf it to Beaver

Outside I see the ground on my feet.The snow is gone and the sun shinesUpon meI can’t believe that what once was whiteis now brown and dirty..Is this what we’ve all been waiting for?I see ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:30:00 GMT

fevered soul

the air is so cold it chills him straight through. like the words he saw today written so long ago. his breath bellows forth like smoke from his soul the fire will never die so long as those w...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:42:00 GMT

Jizz on heads of state for posterity.. and fun

Clankdestine mofo...Clankistination.....You know...we all know Stination....I like stinationfor our nation, asshole!!You know do you?You know a hole ready...Too prepared to be rammedto be hit...like a...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:38:00 GMT

Estrogen Effect

Marshal Law says to the townNo worries for thee our Defense aboundsYou are safe.And our fences hold strongAn we do not have to wait very longour reinforcements.Our loyal white forceswho care for the s...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:31:00 GMT

Classic

Can I ever hear it again? Without thinking of you.. Can I hear? That song? Anything?   It's gone I know that song.. that time that place that song. That song I can't hear.   So classic that...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:39:00 GMT

Dual sideburns to scald the face.

Cunt locked blocked Corrected self full fill minty, tastey, smooth that gum and you don't want to share that taste with... anyone. You see the light, you're tasting the moon The light you saw wa...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 19:55:00 GMT

Meaty (Dedicated to my grandfather and all my forefather hillbillies)

My grandfather knew how to live and ignore all those who thought to give his labor and sweat and blood and tears was what it meant to live in our.. ages. Can we now still live like that man was a forg...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:59:00 GMT

Last Piss

Everyone knew but meA violent killer of the soul.To tame the beast thatshatters wood... Break open that whip..Control.. dominate.Everyone saw but meA a varied reality in our midst.And nothing can make...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:28:00 GMT