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Money Shot XOXO

Evolve or Die

About Me

I have high expectations and I get bored pretty easily. Alternatively, I'm usually easily entertained. Sometimes I feel like I was born in the wrong time period, and that instead I should have been born in the far future, where spaceships are as common as cars and I can be half-man, half-machine.

My Interests

Hanging out, making lockpicks, throwing frisbee, martial arts, reading, watching movies, having fun, going to shows, dance parties, the Spabulous Five, rock and roll, TBC, road trips, string cheese, naps.

I'd like to meet:

A feudalist society. A gainer. A massage. The splits. On both sides. 720 Tornado. 225 on the bench. New books to read. The million dollar stripper party. Diamond studs.

Music:

Fairweather, Led Zeppelin, The Clash, The Ramones, Jets to Brazil, The Doves, Beastie Boys, Straylight Run, The Movielife, H2O, Saves the Day, The Get Up Kids, Atom and His Package, OutKast, Hot Rod Circuit, Agnostic Front, Time Spent Driving, Jurassic 5, Rancid, Coldplay, Gatsby's American Dream, Milli Vanilli, Queen, ACDC, Kanye, any oldies you can sweat to, really anything but country and techno.

Movies:

Almost Famous, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Dr. Strangelove, They Live, The Goonies, The Princess Bride, American History X, Monsters Inc., Gangs of New York, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Amelie, Desperado, Finding Forrester, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 & 2, The Mod Squad, Tombstone, Way of the Gun

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Histories Mysteries

Books:

A Set of Six, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Paradise Lost, Evasion, Survivor, Choke, Last Gang in Town, Do I Come Here Often, The Great Gatsby, As I Lay Dying, Choke, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Fight Club, You Shall Know Our Velocity, The Fuck Up, Days of War Nights of Love