i cook for a living, im an optimist, im an asshole, im the truest person you'll ever meet. i have thick skin, burned arms, calloused hands, sore feet, an empty stomach, an open mind, and a (sort of) tender heart, i have bad vision, slow metabolism, a nice girlfriend and i live at THE circle. i know what i like, i like where im going, and i love where im from. im uneasy with compliments and people who vent too much. im an instigator, and somewhat of a comedian. inside jokes and sarcasm make the world go 'round
I HATE: hippies, sandals, sand, yoga, constipation, raw foods
I LOVE: regularity, bare feet, NDB, coffee, breakfast foods, sleeping in
LAST MEAL: Torta Milanesa, otoro tuna with seasoned rice and soy, 1/2 kilo of Iranian caviar, Ritz, California cherries, California oranges, Pabst off the tap, cream soda, churro banana split, cajeta, bubble gum.
or just a Big Fat Crispy Chicken Taco from Del Taco (remember those?)
Then id die in a cross country police chase in a white 1970 Dodge Challenger. I'd drive it straight into a bulldozer.
