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About Me

Greetings. Welcome to Vegas, where common sense is a premium. Please leave your baggage at the door and if you're a dumbass, idiot, or fucktard, put your helmet back on, find the door, and go hug some strangers. OK then, I moved here about 5&1/2 years ago from Seattle , where you can actually smell the trees, flowers and air, and not the nearest dumpster you happen to be driving by. I'm the youngest of 4 (3 older sisters), and I'm very easy going, however I do have a low tolerance for stupidy, and lack of common sense (e.g., dudes who refuse to update their appearence [cut your damn mullet and lose the tight grey Levis], and 300 pound chicks who wear belly shirts [come on, they don't call em speed bumps cuz you're s'posed to speed over em, and they don't call em belly shirts cause you're s'posed to have a gut hangin out of em], dumbass drivers, and suburban whiggers [Oh,sorry..."Whiggas", yo]). Anyway, I love going to movies, stand up comedy, swimming, cooking, photography, and all different types of music. I'm very family and friends oriented and I will do anything (within my ability) for them. When I can think of more to write, you'll be the first to know. Luv ya, mean it, mwa mwa.

A couple of old Seattle Favorites
THE LAME LIST
THE HIGH-FIVE'N WHITE GUYS!!!
Mind Ur Manners with Billy Quan

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Prince, Dane Cook, Richard Jeni (wait, I've met him-RIP, Brotha), Dan Fouts, Carlos Mencia, George Lopez, Salma Hayek, Rosalyn Sanchez, Apollonia Kotero, Mimi Miyagi, Rob Zombie, George Lucas, Jeremy Bullock, and a girl who doesn't hit, lie, cheat, or argue like a 9 year old.

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