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Oreo™ is flummoxed right now

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About Me

I actually have time to tell you a little about me, not alot, but just a little. It all started in 1986........that's how I became what I am today.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Christohper Wade
Birthday: May 19th, 1986
Birthplace: Atwater, California
Current Location: Tampa, Florida
Eye Color: Shit Brown
Hair Color: Negro Black
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty Loosy
Your Heritage: African American, Negro, Black, Gangsta
The Shoes You Wore Today: DVS
Your Weakness: I'm Superman
Your Fears: I don't know
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Pineapple, Beef, with Bacon and Jalapenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I don't know
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: L.O. fuckin L.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Holy shit i'm tired
Your Best Physical Feature: My lovely manly humps, check it out
Your Bedtime: I whoop the shit out of the sand man
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't REMEMBER
Pepsi or Coke: Well one is better when snorted
McDonalds or Burger King: BK Lounge I can't hear you
Single or Group Dates: Orgy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Depends how hot it is that day
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on my women
Cappuccino or Coffee: I am caffine
Do you Smoke: Out of a hooka
Do you Swear: Fuck that, only losers swear
Do you Sing: I'm the next American Idol
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, in a gold shower too
Have you Been in Love: We all have
Do you want to go to College: eyeah
Do you want to get Married: eyeah
Do you belive in yourself: Belive? I don't know how to belive myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: I can watch asses shake all day, so no
Do you think you are Attractive: That's a very conceited question, so no
Are you a Health Freak: I eat nothing but organic foods with preservatives
Do you get along with your Parents: eyeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: eyeah
Do you play an Instrument: eyeah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I go to D.A.R.E. programs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: What kind of raw fish are you..........ooooooh. No
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: It's in my blood
Ever been Drunk: eyeah
Ever been called a Tease: I can't even tease myself
Ever been Beaten up: Bust a nigga head, smack a hoe, shoot the club up
Ever Shoplifted: It's in my motherfuckin blood
How do you want to Die: Like a man, how ever that is
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys R Us Kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Short, but not R Kelly short
Weight: Thick
Best Clothing Style: Their fashion
Number of Drugs I have taken: Ummm.....
Number of CDs I own: I'm a Pirate
Number of Piercings: One and multiplying
Number of Tattoos: I don't know how many I want to get yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: As if I can change them
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You Are 84% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?I have more BEATS on my soundclick page too

My Interests

Skateboarding, Music, Cars, Women, Cars, Music, Women listening to music riding in cars then going to skateboard. Riding in cars while listening to music with women holding my skateboard. Riding women in cars while listening to music next to my skateboard. Bumping music while looking at cars with women doing casper flips on skateboards. myspace.com/coaproduction

I'd like to meet:

Everybody not just anybody but everybody. Famous or none famousADD MY NEW PAGE!!!! myspace.com/coaproduction

Music:

IS LIFEmyspace.com/coaproduction

Movies:

I'll watch them all, every single last one of them. myspace.com/coaproduction

Television:

"Who lives in a pineappple under the see""I'm going down to _____ ____ so I can see some friends of mine" myspace.com/coaproduction "You are watching ___ _._. ___!!!""Welcome to ___th and Park""It seems today, that all you see, is violance and movies and sex on T.V."

Books:

The only book i read consist of pictures and different types of partsmyspace.com/coaproduction

Heroes:

My daddy and My Mommymyspace.com/coaproduction

My Blog

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