Dave

- my friends will call me at 3am to chat cause they know I'm probably up - I've gone to Vegas without booking a room - my mom thinks I have a death wish - I've driven 4 hours to Atlantic City at midnight because I was bored - I've had a stranger ask me to find him a hooker - I should be cleaning my house right now - I should be updating my resume right now - I went to Greece with a week's notice - I picked up my passport an hour before my flight - I like getting to the airport and getting straight on the plane - I'll try anything once - I'm hungry - I'm gonna make some mac and cheese - I think more places should carry cherry coke - I first got drunk at age 2 - I've had friends named Summer, Autumn, and Winter - I've never met a girl named Spring - I'll sleep when I'm dead - I just burned my finger... it hurts - I've sung karaoke sober - I'm an asshole... A-S-S-H-O-L-E... everybody! - I don't like to sit idle for very long... unless I'm vegging out with a good friend - I drive a Jeep... a blue one - The sun's coming up... I'm going to bed