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THE CLOSER

My nAMe? I don't KNOW, bUt They CAllin mE SexY aka THE PROTOTYPE

About Me

Hey. I am a 22 year old criminal justice GRADUATE. I will soon become an instrument of the law. I like people. People like me. I hate stupidity. Love good debate. More common sense than a lil bit.Don't put too much faith in people... they are HUMAN! If given the opportunity they will disappoint you ova and ova and ova. Just let it go and keep it movin! U can't tell grown folks what to do. Let em be dumb and if ur a good friend like me u'll be there to help them pik up the pieces. Friendz compliment each otha so if u being in my life benefits me in no way... do us both favor... dismiss urself. JESUS IS MY BEST FRIEND!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Melanie
Birthday: 29 June 1984
Birthplace: El Paso, Texas
Current Location: VA BEach
Eye Color: hazel in the fall/ light brown the rest of the time
Hair Color: dark brown/blonde streaks
Height: 67 1/2 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: the ebony people of Africa
The Shoes You Wore Today: asian flip flops
Your Weakness: men
Your Fears: God
Your Perfect Pizza: mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get out of debt
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: thank you Jesus
Your Best Physical Feature: pick one
Your Bedtime: when my body can't take it no more
Your Most Missed Memory: when everything was free... before 16
Pepsi or Coke: anything not carbonated
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac? I thought it was McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: depends who I'm with
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: erbody knows my tea is the best
Chocolate or Vanilla: I like the swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: hellz naw
Do you Swear: oops
Do you Sing: do i sing good?
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice a day
Have you Been in Love: lookn back... no it was lust
Do you want to go to College: Now that I'm almost done... NO!!!
Do you want to get Married: no sir
Do you belive in yourself: if i don't who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes a boat fux me up
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm aite
Are you a Health Freak: i worx out
Do you get along with your Parents: depends on what month it is
Do you like Thunderstorms: they are so sexy
Do you play an Instrument: no sir
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes sir
In the past month have you Smoked: no sir
In the past month have you been on Drugs: prescribed only
In the past month have you gone on a Date: several
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes sir
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: mentally with John Legend
In the past month have you been Dumped: by someone I wasn't even datin... aint that buh...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: naw.. its cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: someone's heart...lol
Ever been Drunk: tried, it's not taking
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: is this a trick question?
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: painlessly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Financially Stable
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
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My Interests

The holy trinity, heaven, the law, sleep, human behavior, MEN, our jacked up political system and it's capitalistic economy....HEALING THE WORLD, makin it a better place... you know the rest

I'd like to meet:

My babies' daddies: Shawn Carter, John Legend, Common, T.I.P and Terrence Howard... all of them can get it! And whomever would like to meet me.

Music:


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Movies:

Ten Commandments Color Purple What's Love got to do With It? Braveheart Gladiator Troy Alexander Roots Queen Willy Wonka and Chocolate Factoy (the original) Anything with my ex-husband... Denzel Washington Fifth Element Lean on Me Die Hard with a Vengenace Signs Hustle and Flow It goes on, on and on
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Television:

THE CLOSER, Cheaters, Sweet Sixteen- them younginz be gettin buck dont they?, LAW AND ORDER SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT (the doink doink Deal or NO Deal,Airline, DOG the Bounty Hunter, JUDGE: Judy, Maybeline Ephragm, Mathis , E.R. and Judging Amy, but I really don't have time for T.V.

Books:

Are you serious? Does VIBE, EBONY, JET AND THE SOURCE COUNT?

Heroes:

Mommy, Daddy, Oprah, My broham, Willie and JESUS

My Blog

SHOW STOPPIN

Chris Bridges almost ran ur girl down in the club and then kissed me on the cheek.  D.C was  off the mofo chain this year.  And next year we gone do it again.  Just had to let ya'l...
Posted by THE CLOSER on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:22:00 PST

Nothin but the Truth

IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you , nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spiri...
Posted by THE CLOSER on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:20:00 PST

Silly Rabbit....

What's good people? I'm bout to have Carey Fever and be on some Sex and the City editoral ish.  Can I talk to ya'll?  This is for the truly Grown and Sexy and when I say Grown, I mean a...
Posted by THE CLOSER on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 09:45:00 PST