Good (insert time of day here) and welcome. Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this is useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Break the monotony of your life. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Have a near life experience. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity history will only remember you as just another useless statistic. You have been warned...If you have any questions, any at all and desperately have the urge to ask... just ask. I'll answer.
