Oh man, I'm that one kid you know, that you kinda wish you didn't know. The one in the back that glares at you for no reason (or is playing his DS so he can beat Earthbound finally.) With a shitty alter ego who's middle and last name are the same as that emo fag from Resident Evil 4, you know he's retarded, if only slightly.
Some how, this fag got to date the super, amazing, fantastic, and beautiful Maria DiMauro. The reson why she has two capital letters in her last name is because one capital can not contain how much awesome she has. She's cute and/or adorable, fun to be around, super nice (even to retard kids who cheat on tests :o), short, which just makes her even more cute, and she even plays that really gay game, Brawl, with me. If you looked up the words Gullible and Amazing you'd see pictures of Ria in the dictionary. She and I have been dating as of 7/25/08. We met in a tragic accident, known as the line to getting ACEN Badges, via picto chat. Long Cats and Kamehameha's ensued in the chat, and we met. We had secret rondevous points at Culvers and Burger King during the summer, as well as the park, however, that mission was compromised due to Ria asking her parents if she can walk the dog every 20 minutes. I dunno why she likes me, nor will I probably ever know, but I know I love her more than I love Ness and Kamina in the same room and I probably always will.
Unless she takes me to the zoo and throws poop at me.
Then its on like Donkey Kong.
