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Greta

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About Me


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I like to pet kittens, eat vegetables and take obsessive amounts of showers every day. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition makes me cry. I like to wash my car and hang out with strangers...especially scary looking ones. I like to go to parks and then come home and cut coupons. When I can't sleep I like to drink milk and watch bad movies on Lifetime: Television for Women. I like to have staring contests with babies and then steal their candy. Sometimes I eat mushrooms straight out of the fridge without washing them--because I like to live dangerously. My life long dream is to go to Toronto with Amie and hang out with Jonathan Crombie aka "Gilbert Blythe". Then have his babies. I like to move to a new state at least five times a year. It makes it harder for the cops to bust me. Also, I like to have neighborhood cinnamon-lemonade sales with tiny children--mostly to see people's reaction when they pretend that it tastes good.

My Interests

My interests include finding discounts, asking for free stuff and mooching. Im pretty much the cheapest bastard ever. It's one of my greatest attributes.

I'd like to meet:

A black, chinese tranny, the world's largest baby and Stockard Channing. Also, any fitness instructor from the 80s.

Music:

Polka music mostly, but also Red Hot Chili Peppers, Snow Patrol, Waking Ashland, Tegan and Sara, Paola Nutini, The Fray, White Stripes, Matt Pond Pa, Deathcab for Cutie, Railroad Earth, Stars of Track and Field, Winterpills, The Dandy Warhols, Alkaline Trio, The Decemberists, Bloc Party, Joshua Radin, Terra Naomi, and your mom singing in the shower

Movies:

Tommy Boy, Dodge Ball, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, The Jerk, Anchorman, Zoolander, Mean Girls, Princess Bride, Shawshank Redemption, The Big Lebowski, Spaceballs, Monty Python. I also love Harold and Kumar and think "you sunk my battle shit" is funny every time I hear it. Oh...and let's not forget "Evil Alien Conquerors". They're evil and they're aliens. Oh, I also have a weakness for all Jane Austen movies. Quite simply put, they are the balls.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy. The Office and 30 Rock are also wonderful.

Books:

Coloring books. Definitely. And The Kite Runner.

Heroes:

Macgyver and Nicole's mom.