ok. here we go. i like terrible television but also really good television. they just cancel all of the good shows. rocky 4 is a fantastic movie. (he ran in 3 feet of snow with a tree on his back). i love the pittsburgh steelers more then most of the people i know even though they frustrate me more then anything else in the world. i'm single. i'm ok with that. i cant grow a beard. i not ok with that. although, i'm getting a little more coverage so thats good. if i could make $30,000 a year for the rest of my life playing in an acdc cover band i would do it. i love chinese buffets. it takes me ten minutes to tell a 2 minute story. i tell horrible jokes, over and over. i've seen most of the major cities in the lower united states. i've been to vegas once and won $386. i used a lifetime of luck in one night and spent most of my winnings in that night as well. i'm charmed by women who have english accents. i think that there's a real air of mystery about myself.
Get on your bikes and ride.
