Dream a Little Dream of Pee. |
Last night I had the strangest dream I sailed away to China In a little row boat to find ya And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned No, wait...that's not it.Let's see...When last we left my w...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:00:00 GMT |
Shattered Dreams, Baby! |
Remember that Valentine's episode of 'The Simpsons' with Ralph 'choo choo choosing' Lisa? And she humiliates him on Live TV. Bart says "You can actually pinpoint the exact moment when his heart brea...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:42:00 GMT |
Hating on Hippies...Episode 279 |
I slept myself out of a trip to Aruba!God Damn it!I came home from an extremely trying day of work yesterday, poured myself a STOUT Wild Turkey and Root Beer. putzed around on the interweb for a litt...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 14:14:00 GMT |
Handler with care. |
I've got a serious crush on Chelsea Handler. I don't know if it's because she's blonde, smart or funny or just hot as balls....all qualities I covet. All I know is she revs my engine. She has repla...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:08:00 GMT |
Swattergate? |
Well, PETA is offended that the President swatted a fly during an interview.DRINK in the retardedness!This is an OPEN invitation to any card-carrying PETA member to have a literate discussion with you...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:51:00 GMT |
Dark Reign |
Warning: GEEKY BLOG AHEAD!I was in Barnes and Noble Today, and I was thumbing through the comics, and found myself swept away in nerdiness for a time. I confess to not following the storylines very ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:28:00 GMT |
Bourbon...Sweet Sweet Bourbon |
So I broke out the Wild Turkey this afternoon, and am now about five Turkey and Cokes into my night. I figure I'm good for six...so I know I got at least onem more left to go. It's important to have...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:36:00 GMT |
A Manly Monday |
I started off the day whining like a little bitch. I chewed out every one of my workers at separate points throughout the day, because I'm tired of having to goddamn babysit them. I stayed over an e...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:27:00 GMT |
A funny story from the past. |
I remember this one time when I was living in Bourbonnais, me, Buck Foster, and Adam "No Engine Like The" Swearingen were headed to one of the bars downtown in Kankakee. I can't recall the name, but ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:17:00 GMT |
Today's Blog |
I have nothing to say, but felt obliged to blog because I need to keep the streak alive...I'm off to 'whack it' now...to keep that streak alive too.Watch this cartoon!
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:57:00 GMT |
