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JAY

9-1-1 Emergency is no joke !

About Me

hypostasis of the blood following death that causes a purplish red discoloration of the skinWhat about me????? I'm nuts.. I wish i had nuts, then I could grab em and scratch em at inapropriate times though out my day .... I will enforce my 2nd Amendment rights and HAVE THE RIGHT TO BARE arms (does this mean Sleeveless shirts are Ok).... I'm gonna carry all the hacked up jerkified, formaldahyde smelling arms I can find. DO YOU Got an ARM.... I like to look in other peoples houses when I walk buy, and sometime I rub jock itch cream on my elbow. I have enormous hands that wad up in to nice big fists and like to forge my way through PIE's whole (woops) That might be a double entendre. I broke my pinky toe and woah woah .... it's twisted and mangled and I thought ...I can use a jigsaw.....DON"T HURT MY PINKY TOE... I'm random ....... and I LOVE THE WORD RECIDIVISM ... Say it fast ..yeah I like it. I'm smart, funny and a lil dark. I question things and can be very VERY sarcastic. Umm ..ok .. well today was an inventive day. If i have not answered your questions or you feel that you have not gathered enough information feel free to .... ASSSSK

My Interests

Investigating things Medical.... occular speculums, placentas, surgeries, crime scenes, criminal law, vaccutainers, photography, hematomas.......bloody mess......a poke with a sharp stick .... band aids, scars wounds, scabs... Criminology, WHY THEY KILL KILL KILL DIE DIE DIE .... necrosis, dead n bloated, biological science chemistry. Photography

I'd like to meet:

Elijah .... Cuz we always leave the damn door open for him. The hot chick in the painters overalls and cap from the FROOZLES

Music:

Circus music, icecream truck music, and squeezbox

Movies:

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACURE 2003, LIFE AS A HOUSE,HELLBOY, LOST BOYS,AMERICAN ME, BENT, NIGHT BREED , Labyrinth

Television:

Nip / Tuck, CSI: LAS VEGAS , Forensic files

Books:

STIFF: God Speed by LYNNEE Breedlove, James and the Giant Peach, THE CONFESSION OF HENRY LEE LUCAS, My life among serial Killers.

Heroes:

MY SAVTA !