"All In The Suit That You Wear" |
To quote lyrics from a little band called STP;
All in the suit that you wear,When you're looking for somethingIt's in the suit that you wear,when you're hiding from someoneAll in the suit that you wea... Posted by Adam on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:27:00 PST |
IN DEPTH - PART 2: Just what did happen at a 2006 Pearl Jam concert |
June 1st, 2006
James responded with "Yeah, why?" I said, "Cause I want one!" James said, "Alright, hang on." As he was getting out his bottle of goodness I asked, "How fucked up am I... Posted by Adam on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:28:00 PST |
IN DEPTH - PART 1: Just what did happen at a 2006 Pearl Jam concert |
June 1st, 2006
Thursday June 1st, 2006 was a great day for me. The day itself was beautiful and what I had planned was also terrific. I planned on leaving work early and most importantly m... Posted by Adam on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 12:57:00 PST |
My Dream - "A Doctor and His Telescopic Telescope" |
One very foggy and miraculous night I spoke to an astronaut. He said to me "My penis is an eraser." I was trying to uncover this hidden message, but su... Posted by Adam on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:03:00 PST |
Harry Potter is a Real Asshole |
I feel like a marshmallow. Alive. With spirit and decease. A fluffy mixture of notepads and stocking stuffers. I use a key to open my house, but I use a Brillo pad to clean my ... Posted by Adam on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:26:00 PST |
Jackson, Mississippi |
Put the pea in the pot. My pot is a rock. Which rock do you see? The islands in Oregon are green. The flavor of ice cream tastes like jelly. My doctor told me not to go t... Posted by Adam on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST |
My goodness Mrs. Goldstone, pass the coffee! |
Every rose has it's horn. Posted by Adam on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 01:27:00 PST |
Welcome to Puerto Rico |
Jonah, a local man from the shooting gallery, was sitting in a donut shop one morning, drinking coffee and reading the morning paper. "Unbelievable!" He said with a snarl, "Some fucking idiot wa... Posted by Adam on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:58:00 PST |
Overhead Projectile |
Water. Water is weird. Water, by it's very definition, is a liquid. Water can be used in many weird ways. Water can also be combined with a closet to make what is called a "Wat... Posted by Adam on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:19:00 PST |
What is an inter-neck? |
My friend's Barry, Larry, George, and Jerry are gay. They grew up in a small neighborhood outside of Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. They still say they never went there, but every time... Posted by Adam on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 01:09:00 PST |