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my softball coach and i are in love and my parents and his wife just don't understand.

My Blog

i like stories that start with

"i had never been on pcp before."
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:55:00 GMT

i am doing well, but my cat says otherwise.

i was thinking of starting my own church. totally non-religious if you could imagine, just very Jonesesque. the first step is getting a portrait done of me in virginal robes holding teriyaki and squ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Jul 2009 16:30:00 GMT

this

shit is delicious.
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 16:59:00 GMT

The Real Ghostbusters meets Lovecraft

the original videos don’t work anymore, so i had to post the ones i could find in their respective parts, but fuck it, this entry is staying on my page forever so people know that they exist. an...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:01:00 GMT