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Mikeâ„¢

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About Me

I avoid euphamism, revere facial hair, shun the hypersensitive, and embrace the misunderstood. My friends will say that I'm kind of a dick.

My Interests

Making fun of white people. PAINTERS/ARTISTS that I'm a big fan ov: Eric Fischl, Richard Estes, Jeff Koons, Pierre et Gilles, Owen Smith, but I'm wondering if stating my tastes in the arts is merely a bourgois gesture, or if the fact that I'm questioning myself if I'm bourgois cements this fact even further.

I'd like to meet:

A broad-shouldered Susan Sontag who really fancies me. Someone with a pure spirit who seeks and finds the tools of life around them. No fems or fatties.

Music:

Sonic Youth, The Cramps, The Paybacks, The Ponys, the Dandy Warhols, X, the Pixies, the Hoodoo Gurus, the Runaways, Suzie Quatro, The Steve Miller Band, Gary Glitter, Eagles of Death Metal, Bow Wow Wow, The Split Endz, The Beastie Boys (I'm sorry, but there's a place in my heart), Division of Laura Lee, The Gossip, THE GO! TEAM (LOVE x3), The Sangri La's. The Buff Medways, Holly Golightly... and on and on and on...

Movies:

L'Enfant, Heaven, The Rapture, I heart Huckabees, Rushmore, Last Night, Trust... blah blah blah

Television:

Aye, she is a fickle mistress.

Books:

Fun Home, The Russian Debutant's Handbook, The Stupidest Angel, "The Kid", "The Commitment" by Dan Savage, "Reel to Real", "Daytrips with a Splash -- Waterholes of California", Green Lantern & Green Arrow trade paperback circa 1971, favorite magazine "The Week" (read it cover-to-cover every week), Studs Terkel "Coming of Age", regularly magazines "Wired" & "Spin"

Heroes:

Kim Deal, Kim Gordon, bell hooks