This Must Be Destroyed

The origins of the group involve equal amounts of myth and mystery. Widely speculated to be simply a band of drunkards, their reputation precedes them as chaos and confusion are left in the wake of the path forged by these misunderstood pioneers. Ancient scripts tell of a brave group of vagrant nomads who had been instructed by a prophet to ascend the tall, snowy peaks of Mount Hahchichachacha. Armed with their trusty herbs of healing and lambskins filled with generous amounts of mead, the group embarked on a long and treacherous journey. Atop the mountain they found what they had so yearned for- a gnarly tree with the carvings of all the secrets of the universe. As they approached the holy timber a booming voice came from the sky and in a slow, deliberate voice it proclaimed 'This Must Be Destroyed!' Choosing to ignore the voice, the band is rumored to have constructed instruments from the tree instead and travels the countryside, enlightening and horrifying many a crowd with the absolute truths they reveal.