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Slipknot Duality
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Add to My Profile | More VideosWell it looks like I have to write all this shit all over again. I dont know what happened but I logged on today and all of my info was blank and I'm pretty damn pissed about it! Well now that I got that out of the way.... I'm 26 years old and I've lived in Lancaster all of my life. But its not so bad here but I wouldn't mind a change either. I work at a printing company as an assistant pressman. A job so easy a monkey could do it but they'd probabily have to pay more for a monkey so they got me instead. I enjoy the outdoors skiing, hiking, rock climbing, spelunking, etc. I go to the gym 4 to 5 times a week to lift heavy things because its fun. Thats probabily my favorite thing to do. I'm a musician I play almost every instrument known to man and I sing. I'm a bit of a movie buff but not to many indy movies although I dont mind watching one every now and again. I've got two older brothers that are pretty awsome. Mark is 34 and lives in Savannah, Ga. And I love going down to visit. It's where I'd like to live some day. And Josh 29. He's in a band and is a lot of fun to hang with too. Well I'm tired of writing about me now so I'm gonna stop. P.S. GO COLTS!!!!!!You are now marked on my profile visitor map!
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My Interests

Skiing, golfing, going to the gym, football (COLTS), basketball (playing a little, but mosty watching), music playing and enjoying, movies, reading, video games (this is not my life though I just play them when I'm bored), art, black and white photography, the list goes on and on that was just a sample.
You Should Drive a Porsche
Flashy and a bit of a show off, you can't help but love a car that shouts your high status. What Sports Car Should You Drive?

I'd like to meet:


Thats a good question. I'd like to meet all the guys from MTV's jackass. They would probabily be a lot of fun to hang out with. And they've got money so I'm guessing it would be a free ride. Others.... Hunter S. Thomson eventhough it would be impossible since he's dead now. Johny Depp because he's a great actor. George Carlin because he's one of the funniest people alive. Other than famous people. I'd like to meet people that are fun to hang out with that like watching movies, going to concerts (rock and orchestral), people that like the outdoors, somebody that dosen't mind laying around like a bum watching movies all day but still likes getting dressed up and going to a fancy dinner then to an opera. I'm pretty much up for anything and you should be too.

Music:

Um everything, rap, rock, punk, alternative, r&b, blue grass, classic rock, techno, drumb and bass, orchestral, choir, operas, broadway shows, like I said everything, even some country

Movies:

All kinds... deuce bigalo male gigalo, 40 year old virgin, jackass 1&2, anchor man, vanilla sky, fight club, fear and loathing in las vegas, permanent midnight, dukes of hazard, water world, crash, brave heart, swimming with sharks, borat, money pit, ferris beulers day off, flight of the navigator, goonies, the princess bride, love actually, notting hill, romancing the stone, and again the list continues

Television:

lost, rome, sapranos, titus, family guy, playmakers, robot chicken, almost anything on adult swim, mythbusters, dirty jobs, real world, the duel, mission hill, the simpsons, seignfeld, friends, will and grace, iron chef, basically anything on the discovery channel and old sit com reruns

Books:

Anything by Hunter S. Thomson: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Rum Diaries, Hells Angels Jerry Stahl: Permanent Midnight, Plain Clothes Naked Chuck Palahniuk: Fight Club, Haunted Dan Brown: Angels and Deamons, The Divinci Code, Digital Fortress just to name a fewI am 94% Asshole/Bitch.
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Heroes:

I would have to say my older brothers are my heros. They both have qualities I would like to have and they both are people I have looked up to my whole life. There are too many reasons to write down why they are. My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Cutting Edge
((66% dark, 53% spontaneous, 26% vulgar))
your humor style:CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARKYour humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John BelushiThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
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