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Pretty in Ink

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About Me

Where to start. I'm a midget with two left feet. I love skipping down supermarket aisles with a guy who works at King Soopers that walks me to my car. Im pretty much a bum who's addicted to weed and sushi at Hapa, I love snowboarding and chilling with friends, I love my boyfriend spending nights watching movies eating pizza and smoking pot, I fucking hate guys who cheat on their girlfriends so if you have go fornicate yourself with an iron stick!!! I also love melting barbie dolls in microwaves, I love the suicide girls, I love to travel Ive been all over the world and even lived in Singapore for a while, I couldnt live without coffee or bongs, and i believe that the world is made up from sunshine and fartsMe and my baby ;) Me and Pickles at Sage Francis kickin it in the bathroom haha!
Score! Your Warning!
BLAIRE
Bis forBonkers
Lis forLikeable
Ais forAnimated
Iis forIrresistible
Ris forRadiant
Eis forEdgy What Does Your Name Mean?
Your Daddy Is Bill o'Reilly
Stoner Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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This or that
Chocolate or vanilla neither
Coke or pepsi COKE!!!!! hehe
Night or day night
Ocean or Mountains both
Ski or snowboard snowboard
Read or write read
Family or friends both
Tv or movie movie
Boobs or butt butt
Questions
Your perfect pizza CHEESE
First thing you think about when you wake up sex
Ever been in love yes
Longest relationship 8 months
Crazziest thing you ever done pissed on two states at once
Bigest Regret being born
Any piercings 8 in my ears, lip ring, nose ring
Any tattoos 5
Do you enjoy thunderstorms yes
Do you play an instrument piano and guitar
Fears midgets
Do you want to get married maybe
Do you want childern maybe
Do you drink/smoke/drugs yes yes yes
Are you a donor yeah
Do you vote fuck that shit
If you could go anywhere, where figi
If you could go on a date w/anyone, who BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG
What do you want to be when you grow up a nomad
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My Interests

Snowboarding, chillin out with friends, staring at hot guys asses, movies, music, playing guitar and piano, weed, lap dances, milking cows, jumping out of windows, looking at the stars, making scary faces at little kids, putting babies on spikes, chillin with pickles (alister) photography, spankings, yelling at sexy bitches from my car, yoga, peircings, tattoos, any form of art, french, coffee, drugs, and red bull...

I'd like to meet:

OUt OF ANYONE... LUCIA CIFARELLI!!! her music with and seperate from KMFDM is just absolutly beautiful! She can scream her lungs out and still sound like an angel at the same time. I went to their show at the ogden a while ago and she just made my night! To those of you who know who Im talking about you should check out her new album FROM THE LAND OF VOLCANOS ITS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lucia thanks so much for your music you are so talented its ridiculous! mmm vincent d'onofrio sooooo sexy!!! KMFDM's Guitarist Jules. He fucking played the guitar with a vodka bottle!Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton and Danny Elfman, Seth MacFarlane, Pirates, Amy Sedaris, The Dalai Lama, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Quentin Tarantino, Speed Racer, Neuroscientists, Satan, and crazy ass damn cool lesbians who dont give a fuck about what people might think or say about them, to all of you girls out there who are like that you kick more ass than anyone ive ever known .As for other people...I'd like to meet fellow crazies who are retarded and like to have a bad ass motherfucking time. As far as guys go, I dig musicians and lounge singers oh yeah you gotta have one hell of a tight ass that I can bend over my knee and give it a good spanking. So if you have a flabby ass or man tits dont even think of talking to me

Music:

The Horror Pops, Radiohead, Bjork, The Mars Volta, K.M.F.D.M, Zeromancer, Miss Kiten & the Hacker, SparkleHorse, Eliot Smith, Say Hi to Your Mom, The Killers, The Shins, Praga Khan, Modest Mouse, Frou Frou, The Sounds, NOFX, Lemon Jelly, Pepper, Gorillaz, Avia, Nico, Ugly Cassanova, Gogol Bordello, Spoon, At the Drive in, Sparta, Tricky, Portishead, Sigur Ros, Nick Drake, Interpol, John Lennon, Green Day, Aphex Twin, Bright eyes, Zero 7, Cary Brothers, Remy Zero, Orbital, Funker Vogt, Velvet Acid Christ, Wumpscunt, Thievery Corporation, Oingo Boingo, Iron and Wine, Faith and the Muse, Blackalicious, Atmosphere, Swollen Members, Pharcyde, Jedi Mind Tricks, Heiroglyphics, Deltron, Gravediggaz, Bob Marley, Steel Pulse, Aesop, Bob Dylan, Ani Difranco, H.I.M, Infected Mushroom, Massive Attack, Sage Francis, The Breeders, RJD2, The cure, Smashing Pumpkins, Refused, The Used, Propagandhi, DJ Sasha, Digweed, Deep Dish, Sander Klienenberg, LoStep, Slipstream, Grand National, Alien Factory, The Youngsters, BT, Shpongle, Andain, Echomen, Felix Da Housecat, Robert Miles, Mono Chrome, Paul Van Dyk, Unkle, The Eels, MC Solar, Ravi Shankar, Emitt Rhodes, Violent Femmes, The Birthday Massacre, Marilyn Manson...

Movies:

Saved!, This is Spinal Tap, Requiem for a Dream, City of Lost Children, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Brazil, Clockwork Orange, The Brothers Quay, Documentaries, 2001: A space odyssey, A Mighty Wind, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Edward Scissorhands, Dumb and Dumber, The Goonies, Big Fish, Breathless, The 400 Blows, Antione & Collett, Ed Wood movies (plan 9, glen or glenda ect) Stolen Kisses, Tommy Boy, Scary Movie 1, 2, and 3, Office Space, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Reservoir Dogs, Killing Zoe, JACKIE BROWN, Blow, Garden State, Whale Rider, Super, Benny and Joon, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Pulp Fiction, A Fish called Wanda, Kung Pow, Euro Trip, Dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood, The Hot Chick, Beetlejuice, Vincent, Frankenweenie, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Good Fellas, Ed Wood, Full Metal Jacket, Dog Day Afternoon, Taxi Driver, Midnight Cowboy, Eternal Sunshine, Velvet Goldmine, The Dark Crystal, Ace Ventura, 70's Porn ESPECIALLY, Cheerleaders, with the pregnant chick and DAVID HASSELHOFF!!!!!!!!

Television:

Anything on [adult swim] FLCL, Samuri Champloo, and Inuyasha, MXC, Iron Chef, Reno 911, Strangers With Candy, South Park, Chapelle Show

Books:

Edgar Allan Poe Poems and Short Stories, Bong Water ( thanks to suk my nuts), The Rum Diary, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Burton on Burton, Dracula, Fear and Loathing: On the campaign Trail '72 My Boyfriend Chris and previous manager from hot topic. NO FRATERNIZING!!!! OUR KITTY ZEN!!!! ISnt he just the cutest kitty youve ever seen? THis is my boyfriend....he makes momma so proud Take the quiz: "what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)"

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Heroes:

Tim Burton, Lucia Cifarelli, Rick Hernrichs, Hunter S Thompson, Cedric Bixler Zavala, Omar Rodriguez Lopez, Amy Sedaris, Beth Gibbons and Isaac Brock

My Blog

KMFDM live at the OGDEN!

HOLY SHIT!!! I just came back from the ogden (in Denver) and I saw FUCKING KMFDM oh my god best concert OF MY LIFE! They put on the best show Ive ever fucking seen. Lucia was so fucking awesome, serio...
Posted by Pretty in Ink on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 01:36:00 PST

Nevermore....

THe Raven by Edgar Allan Poe Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there...
Posted by Pretty in Ink on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 04:50:00 PST

Grape Nuts

Bah, I havent written anything new since chillin with suk nuts in Hawaii with the wild turkeys. So Life's going pretty good. Another person I kinda knew up in Vail commited suicide on acid and hung hi...
Posted by Pretty in Ink on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 05:17:00 PST

Too Much

 How many times will they do it there taking what's mine and they tell me that I blew it. What can you do; who me, yes you. When bitches get scandeless and full of voodoo. Catching my breath is t...
Posted by Pretty in Ink on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SUKI AND BLAIR IN HAWAII

So Im sitting down at the bar on a beautiful day at the Mauna Kea Beach Hotel in Hawaii when I hear someone call my name. I turn around and its SUKI!!!!! HOLY CRAP. I got up and we jumped around screa...
Posted by Pretty in Ink on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Feel Good...

This is the new song by the Gorillaz called feel good. Ive become addicted to this song for some reason and I dont know why City's breaking down on a camels back.They just have to go 'cos they dont ...
Posted by Pretty in Ink on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Turning 21 and my shitty life

ahhh i finally turned 21, I must say it was a lonley one with me only hanging out with my boyfriend and my best friend Alister and with the rest of my friends completley forgetting. Its weird when you...
Posted by Pretty in Ink on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Righteous babe

And there's nothing wrong with me This is how I'm supposed to be In a land of make believe That don't believe in me Get my television fix sitting on my crucifix The living room or my privat...
Posted by Pretty in Ink on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Agony

Day one, I played with her blood Day two, left her face bruised and we called it making love Day three, her blood played with me Dirty talk caught me off guard Had the nerve to ask me if I thought...
Posted by Pretty in Ink on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Never Thought I'd Miss You...

Lonely and sad with no peaches to cheer me up :( Mains broken Shes runnin Feet swollen Hes commin Shes stolen And before he even knows it shes gone. Tea cups sittin on the hallow tree ...
Posted by Pretty in Ink on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST